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12212012 Bucket List
Things to be accomplished by the End of the World (aka- my 26th birthday)
Get started on my tattoo collection
Crash a black tie affair
Pass a Spanish fluency test
Move out
Win a grand in Vegas
Bang a rock star
Go professional as a tarot reader 3/25/10
See Teotihuacan at dawn/dusk
Date a geek
Throw the End of the World/ Birthday Party to end all parties (pun ( Read more... ) -
My New Puppy!
This is Butch Cassidy, sleeping in my yarn basket. When I walked into the kitchen this morning, I just about died of adorable. ( Diabetics, be warned. ) -
Won't You Make The Music Easy And Sad?
It's quarter to three,
no one in the place, 'cept you and me
She's just laying there tonight, flopped down on her pillow and the floor. Not being bad or nothing, not keeping me awake like the last week and a half. Can't sleep though. In a few hours, eight tops, it'll be over. Mommy came home, bottom lip trembling as patted her one last time before ( Read more... ) -
Stop! Hammered Time!
The highlights in no particular order:
Made sangria first thing in the morning
Got iced
Had two drunk sing alongs
Iced Erin
Lounged on beach with sangria and parasol
Got shut out in beer pong
Was rocked by several hurricanes
Watched Macy's fireworks from dock
Invented the Yon Yonson
Completely avoided sunburn -
ROUND HOUSE!
Okay!
Tell me which show you'll see with me.
Also, not only will there be a Beatstock this year, but at JONAS BROTHERS show. I need your excuses! I can't call in dead, since brother dearest will know I'm lying and he already knows what a chupacabra is. We are at DEFCON 3, people. -
Happy Cinco De Mayo!
Because I'm American and that's how we roll!
I solemnly swear to drink an excessive number of margaritas and drunk dial everyone in Spanish. Ole! -
Emergency Easter Spread
I have just been informed that the family is coming here for Easter. Uh. Yeah. So this is me not panicking about dinner for thirteen in exactly one week. I am so not panicking. See how not panicked I am? So very calm.
My three courses (cause good stuff comes in three):
Appetizer
-shrimp and cocktail sauce
-sweet and sour meatballs
-scrambled eggs with ( Read more... ) -
The Bitch Is Back (And She's So Paid)
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I'm useless,but not for long
The future is coming on
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I'm useless, but not for long
The future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
Yeah... Ha Ha!
Finally someone let me out of my cage
Now, time for me is nothing ( Read more... ) -
What Happens When You Combine Booze, Wifi, and Divine Experiences
Our Lord of the Internet, who art wireless,
Epic is thy win
Thy domain is ever expanding,
Thy Wikipedia is the font of subjective truth
Give us, this day, our helping of spam
And forgive us our flame wars
As we forgive those whose fail is offensive
And let us not accidentally stumble onto two girls one cup
but deliver us from 4chan
All hail. -
Things I Did On My Weekend Adventure (Not Listed In Order)
-Made eye contact with super hot belly dancer while she was performing, followed by an eyebrow raise and a smile ( Read more... )