No, seriously. If Gojyo were human, he'd definitely get incepted. And then he could have babies with Hakkai, who'd also get incepted. Gojyo would love Wraeththu-verse except for the fact that he'd never be able to have sex with a woman again. BUT THAT'S COOL, 'CAUSE AS WRAETHTHU YOU GET TO CHOOSE.
swiftamorato: I'm only going to do it because I'd probably get to say "female hermaphrodite" sexy_roach: 8D swiftamorato: Also, because I wanna say to Rikuou "lol incepted and taken as consort topped."
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Swift would totally incept Rikuou, take his virginity initiate him into the joys of aruna, feed him muffins and keep him as pet... I MEAN. He'd want to keep him close because Rikuou is smart and he'd pwn most of his advisors. Also. He's hot. Seel would probably hate him.
HAHAHA Emilio would like it so much, seriously. Aruna is a wonderful, magical experience that every Wraeththu needs, so he'd have a lot of fun... and I think after inception he'd probably go hunting for pureborns that haven't had sex yet. The problem with Emilio would be to find someone willing to have sex with him after inception (my canon is special and sex is needed for everything) but once over that, Emilio could travel the world training others into his wonderful long-forgotten sexual practices.
Luna would probably end up as a Kamagrian (female hermaphrodite. Please to be ignoring the contradiction.) even if Swift didn't know about it. She'd get to be young, crazy and pretty for around a hundred or a hundred and fifty years.
Arthur is too old to be incepted, but he... could... keep the townsfolk morale up during a crisis?
And Rey would end up incepted and living in some far away castle with a hot but emotionally distant brunet who'd give him candy. Or getting sexed by Cal.
Their war-parties swept into Varrish territory, looting and burning. Varrish warriors battled them where they could, and often managed to fight them back, but the Uigenna came like a tide, unstoppable, untouchable. Not even the Gelaming warriors provided by distant Immanion could be everywhere at once, and dozens of har were slain or carried off.
One night, a storm struck the northern border of the Varrish lands, lashing the earth with wind and rain and lightning. When it passed, a great stone tower stood where there had only been forest, and whispers spoke of a strange figure within, robed in brown and radiating a terrible power. Some claimed that it was har, a mighty emissary of the Gelaming; others whispered of the mysterious Kamagrian. When asked, as he was often, Swift only smiled.
After that night, the Uigenna never returned.
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(Based on my hazy memories of your canon FTW! Also, what is it with me and postcamp these days?)
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No, seriously. If Gojyo were human, he'd definitely get incepted. And then he could have babies with Hakkai, who'd also get incepted. Gojyo would love Wraeththu-verse except for the fact that he'd never be able to have sex with a woman again. BUT THAT'S COOL, 'CAUSE AS WRAETHTHU YOU GET TO CHOOSE.
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PS: WHAT ABOUT THE OTHERS?
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Akiha would hook up with Yarrow, Swift's cook. And they would live happily ever after.
Nuriko would meet someone hot and marry him and have his babies, and I think he'd get along with Swift's mommy.
Tokitoh would carry Kubota's babies.
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swiftamorato: I'm only going to do it because I'd probably get to say "female hermaphrodite"
sexy_roach: 8D
swiftamorato: Also, because I wanna say to Rikuou "lol incepted and taken as consort topped."
THAT SAID.
Swift would totally incept Rikuou, take his virginity initiate him into the joys of aruna, feed him muffins and keep him as pet... I MEAN. He'd want to keep him close because Rikuou is smart and he'd pwn most of his advisors. Also. He's hot. Seel would probably hate him.
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I don't know if I should feel loved or abused.
And look I'm all for the pwning and the hating and the sex, but wtf muffins I am nohar's pet D:
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Nohar but me.
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Luna would probably end up as a Kamagrian (female hermaphrodite. Please to be ignoring the contradiction.) even if Swift didn't know about it. She'd get to be young, crazy and pretty for around a hundred or a hundred and fifty years.
Arthur is too old to be incepted, but he... could... keep the townsfolk morale up during a crisis?
And Rey would end up incepted and living in some far away castle with a hot but emotionally distant brunet who'd give him candy. Or getting sexed by Cal.
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Honestly, Swift would have no idea of what to do if Francescu came to his world. "So. Do you want to get incepted? No? Okay, you're immortal anyway."
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The Uigenna were raiding again.
Their war-parties swept into Varrish territory, looting and burning. Varrish warriors battled them where they could, and often managed to fight them back, but the Uigenna came like a tide, unstoppable, untouchable. Not even the Gelaming warriors provided by distant Immanion could be everywhere at once, and dozens of har were slain or carried off.
One night, a storm struck the northern border of the Varrish lands, lashing the earth with wind and rain and lightning. When it passed, a great stone tower stood where there had only been forest, and whispers spoke of a strange figure within, robed in brown and radiating a terrible power. Some claimed that it was har, a mighty emissary of the Gelaming; others whispered of the mysterious Kamagrian. When asked, as he was often, Swift only smiled.
After that night, the Uigenna never returned.
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(Based on my hazy memories of your canon FTW! Also, what is it with me and postcamp these days?)
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PS: Read the second trilogy. UTERI TRAVEL.
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