If you think life is bad now, how would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once. You get eaten only once, too. It takes four minutes to get hard, and only two minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mom! So cheer up, your life isn't that bad!

( Read more... )

"Star Wars Battlegounds" is leetness.

3:30 class was canceled, 5:00 class I finished my test in 10 minutes, 6:30 we watched a movie I've already seen and can rent. Today at school didn't feel worth it.

http://www.yaay.us/~pepsi/FREEDOM.wav

I'm gonna miss most the people there.

I want to party.

Don't ever do the milk challenge. I smell like sour milk and projectile vomited about 12 times. I got it down about 3/4's and just puked all over the place. I feel like shit and I have class in an hour and a half... fuck.

I'm making up the test tommarow at 11.

I just overslept, and I'm missing a test. Fuck.

What do you do when you're pretty sure the girl you have feelings for doesn't share the same feelings towards you?

Tonights a night to sleep on the floor.

Put in my two week notice for work Friday, and they haven't done anything to adjust my hours. Almost always they slash your hours when the two week is turned in. That's what I was hoping for. When I got my paycheck I was really happy that they didn't fix their error, somehow I was clocked in at 7:00 am and came in at 11 ( Read more... )