Sep 07, 2008 22:36
Leo July 23 - August 22
Late summer is a good time for you to step back and take stock of your life. Coincidentally, early fall is a good time to explore dignified methods of suicide.
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Aries March 21 - April 19
Though you are a vindictive, cruel, and miserable son of a bitch, you will be rewarded with great happiness and good fortune this week. This is just how the universe works.
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Joy and meaning will return to your life this week when you discover a wondrous and magical substance your dealer calls "Angel Dust."
I normally don’t support horoscope readings, but for ones that recommend suicide and drug use I might make an exception.
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I really don't see how you could go wrong.
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