haha. I love my drunk-ass entry ( Read more... )

I am way more drunk than I meant to be tonight. I had a good time... thanks for calling me Rob. Iove everyone.... I don't think i should have driven,.. wopps I am am wassssted... sleeps tiem... I can't speeal woops,. I lvoeyou!

Ashley

...  your dad's penis. .... and that brings me to my next point.
Tom Delonge needs to stop making music... He sucks. Went to see Head Automatica, Angels and Airwaves and Taking Back Sunday last night.
We got there in enough time to see three HA songs, and they weren't even that great live. Angels and Airwaves is HORRIBLE. Tom Delonge has the most ( Read more... )

Guido: I forgot to tell you.
Dora: Go ahead.
Guido: You can't imagine how much I feel like making love to you. But I'll never tell anyone, especially not you. They'd have to torture me to make me say it.
Dora: Say what?
Guido: That I want to make love to you - not just once, but over and over again! But I'll never tell you that. I'd have to be ( Read more... )

Anybody under the age of 15 should not read this, and if you do, you should not repost this.

Just because you were born in '92 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.

It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the nineties just wont cut it.

You're a 90's kid if:

You've ever ended a sentence with the word " ( Read more... )

So I spent the better part of the evening looking at old LJ entries ( Read more... )

So all weekend I have had people over working on my roof, so last night I didn't wanna go home because my house is a freaking warzone ( Read more... )

Well right now I'm at work... Good times. I still have an hour before I have to do anything else. I'm majorly bored and there is no one to talk  to ( Read more... )

1) List twenty things you want to say to people but know you never will.
2) Don't say who they are.
3) Never discuss it again.

1. I am so glad that I met you last semester. You tell me when I’m being stupid, and you are there for me when I really need you. I love you to death.

2. Even though you are one of my closet friends, sometimes I am afraid ( Read more... )

.... and it is probably my new favorite show. Flipping hilarious.

Last night was a good time.

I would elaborate, but i don't feel like it.

Je t'aime.

ASH!