Alayna: Oh btw, me and mom are totally getting shit-faced on my birthday.
Moi: Seriously? She's gonna buy you alcohol and let you get drunk?
Alayna: Yeah.
Moi: How the fuck did you work that out?
Alayna: I said, "Hey mom on my birthday I wanna get shit-faced" and then she said "You know baby I feel like getting shit-faced too!"
Moi: You lucky
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