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[sweet_madman]

Oh, and by the way, in case anyone was wondering, Tybalt finally gave in and admitted his feelings for me, so he's now my willing sex-slave. Feeds me grapes, dotes on me and everything. Rumor has it he was even caught composing erotic poetry in my honor. Just so you know. It's official

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[prince_ofcats]

*duly chucks more grapes* Never said I was your sex slave. You're just a nice target.

[sweet_madman]

Aye, and ye'll be shooting at me, verily. *catches grapes and munches*

[prince_ofcats]

And so I will. *smirks*

[sweet_madman]

*glomps* *lounges upon* You never answered my one question, after all, since you were bluffing. *grins* How long have you known you were in love with me? *pokes*