i'll bring the inspirational training montage music.

[sweep]

Haru.

Meet me here at sunset.

Unless, y'know, it's sunset already over there in Japan land.

YOUR TRAINING BEGINS TODAY.

Comments

[blackxwhitesoul]

... What?

[sweep]

Don't question sensei.

[blackxwhitesoul]

... When was this decided.

[sweep]

Today. When I was eating breakfast.

You get to be my new partner.

[sweep]

The work was too much for his old, frail bones.

[sweep]

I'm trading him in for a newer model.

[mindreader_eh]

And Sven doesn't object~?

You need to play the Rocky theme.

[sweep]

He's probably nuzzled between the boobs of some nurse right now.

EYE OF THE TIGER. Waaaay ahead of you.

[mindreader_eh]

Like the horrible facsimile of Tsu-kun.

And GONNA FLY NOW. You can't have one without the other.

[sweep]

.. Facsiwhatsit?

Should I make him run up a lot of stairs.

[yggdrasillove]

...You're going to milk Haru?

[sweep]

I have lots of experience.

[dee_um_ee_um_el]

mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[sweep]

Moo.

[piratewolfbaby]

UNCLE TRAIN. IS IT WEIRD THAT I WANT TO BE A GIRL?

[sweep]

... What?

[piratewolfbaby]

I WANNA BECOME A GIRL ;~;

[sweep]

I'll donate some money to your operation fund.