Song 001 ☂ [video/action]

[sweatysweaty]

[As you spy the person filming today's latest entry of New Arrivals Weekly, you will probably be noticing one or two things:

1. They're in the trees outside of Mahogany Town. No, they've already evacuated the Rocket Base for... whatever reason they may (or may not) have, and no, they're not on the ground among the trees... this person is

Comments

[Video]

[youhavemybat]

Uwaaaah?! Is that a new Pokemon?! I should take out the Pokedex and check it out!

[Video]

[sweatysweaty]

...

[she laughs. as if someone would want to befriend Soma the assassin.]

You're a pretty weird guy.

[Video]

[youhavemybat]

Heh! There's nothing wrong with standing out from the crowd a bit.

[Video]

[sweatysweaty]

Sure, sure. Nothing wrong with it until it gets you killed at least.

[Video]

[youhavemybat]

Geh... Please don't say creepy things in an outfit like that!

[Video]

[sweatysweaty]

I know where you live.

[Video]

[youhavemybat]

I don't know if I should laugh or cry....

[Video]

[sweatysweaty]

I'll be watching either way.

[won't stop won't stop]

[Video]

[youhavemybat]

OI! I don't want a stalker clown thing after me!

[Video]

[sweatysweaty]

You don't need to worry about me being after you.

I'm already here.

[Video]

[youhavemybat]

Just.... who are you, anyway!?

[Video]

[sweatysweaty]

Your cousin.

[Video]

[youhavemybat]

Now you're just being an idiot.

[Video]

[sweatysweaty]

[shrug]

I could have been dramatic and revealed that I'm your father, but that's a really old twist.

[Video]

[youhavemybat]

Not to mention, I'm pretty sure you would be the 'black sheep' of our family if we were related in any way.

[Video]

[sweatysweaty]

Haha... I get that a lot.

[not really, but she would if she could feasibly explain her "family" situation.]