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[swanprince]

*sulks around town, thinking about family issues*

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[lady_measse]

*returns from lingerie shopping with delicately wrapped bags and boxes*

...

>:|

[lady_measse]

*stomps on your foot*

What the fuck is it now? Has someone hardwired your prick into your brain?

[swanprince]

*snickers*

"Normal sex drive".... Hahahahhahaha! Priceless, really.

[lady_measse]

*stomps on your other foot and kicks you in the groin*

What's WRONG with my sex drive?

[swanprince]

You mean, your sex over-drive?

*shakes his head*

[lady_measse]

I like sex. *shrugs* And I got little enough of it from you.

[swanprince]

Ah yes, there we go again. It actually took you longer than usual this time around.

[lady_measse]

Well, what do you expect?

[swanprince]

That you could let the past rest! We have gotten an unexpected second chance, but you are still living in the past, clinging to your anger.

[lady_measse]

And why the hell shouldn't I be angry?

[swanprince]

*eyeroll*

Oh, why do I even bother! If you want to waste your life, fine, go ahead!

[lady_measse]

No. Tell me. Why shouldn't I be angry?

[swanprince]

Because it's a waste! Istead of moving on, you aggravate yourself, and me as well, with these old stories.

I know you blame me for everything that went wrong in our marriage, but you it's too easy to give me all the blame.

[lady_measse]

I'd love to move on if I didn't have you scowling at me like I was something you'd scraped off your shoes.

And you were the one who made it perfectly clear that you'd rather fuck a dead horse.

[swanprince]

I... :S

*actually feels guilty*

Don't tell me you would have enjoyed it? :(

[lady_measse]

I...I...

Of course I'd have enjoyed it, you stupid man.

Well, as you said, I like sex. Even you might do at a push.