Comments | svwerder: Apply NOW (if you have fake silicone titties, black hair and a shitload of ink)

wb_deep_play in svwerder

Apply NOW (if you have fake silicone titties, black hair and a shitload of ink)

Jul 13, 2011 16:09

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application, this is soooooooooooooooo gay, sillicone and tatts, great taste, player: marko arnautovic, fake titties galore, how classy is that?

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nessaniel July 13 2011, 15:14:12 UTC

I... I am not sure I am old enough for those pictures. They really look like some cheap-porn movie...

o.O
But uhh, since Arno clearly focusses on the inner beauty he will have no trouble finding a woman. Clearly.

wb_deep_play July 13 2011, 15:18:32 UTC

Yeah, I feel like seeing things I should not see. Those pics are giving me the shivers -- and not in a good way.

The funny thing though being Marko's total uninformedness when it comes to cup-size. He wants silicone, so he said - but he was not even sure what size his current squeeze's titties are. Yet, he knew they were fake...

Suppose, you feel that immediately. *shrugs*

jimaine42 July 13 2011, 16:00:41 UTC

...gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah....:-(((

jimaine42 July 13 2011, 15:59:52 UTC

Erm....*reaches for bleach XX-strong and proceeds to scrub eyeballs AND brain*

wb_deep_play July 13 2011, 16:02:35 UTC

Don't overdo it hon' - there won't be enough bleach in this here world to get the job done, I am afraid.

linndechir July 13 2011, 16:24:27 UTC

You'd really think that professional football players earn enough money not to have to act in gay porn ... hug. I think we should find him a boyfriend. oO

wb_deep_play July 13 2011, 19:50:01 UTC

Maybe he takes "I just want to plaaaaaaaaaaaay" too far?

On a second thought, he needs to get his foot into another business pronto, in case he tanks this season too. It might be smart to check out what is available, something that allows ~scoring~ in a less physically demanding setting...

I have to say he would make a great pornstar, he is a natural, no doubt! (Though I wish he'd be a topscorer for Werder and not for some gay porn -- or ideally, he should do the combination of the two...hmmmm...)

pb23 July 14 2011, 08:50:40 UTC

I could only apply for the job of his "Antitraumfrau". Lucky me! :-)))

wb_deep_play July 14 2011, 13:25:30 UTC

Indeed, you don't want to go down that road...

pb23 July 16 2011, 15:52:56 UTC

Would go down any dirty road for Fringsi though. ;-)

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wb_deep_play July 14 2011, 13:26:05 UTC