I... am dead tired.  Urrrgh... hopefully I won't make anybody snort rootbeer this time.

Beware of uber long blobs of text.

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( S'MOreBAT crack! xD )

Due to the amazing powers of time editing on LJ, I moved a section of the next post into this one.

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( I am NOT a cheater! xP )

... I did not make up the Smobat thing, honestly.  It hurts me just to read it.  I collapse into silly giggle fits everytime xD

EPIC TIME.

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( Why so serious? )

It's getting stranger and stranger and I didn't think that was possible until I wrote this two days ago.  Sorry it's kind of late, but who reads this junk anyways? x'D

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( It's the Bat-Signal! )

Oh no... there's more.

And I seriously just wasted over two hours of my life writing crack.  I'm so screwed for that Physics test tomorrow lalala.  Oh well.  (Maybe I should care more...?)

It's a longer one, to make up for the shorter one last time.  Maybe.

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( Is it a bat? Is it a bat?! NO, IT'S A BAT!!! )

Yes there's more.  Well, less this time, because I want drifting to read it before she goes to sleep.

And I stopped capitalizing things randomly when people are talking.  Hallelujah!

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( Holy Justice, Batman! )

And the plot thickens!  If there was a plot in the first place...

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( Now to the Batcave! )

Oooooh it's all drifting's fault, really.  She wanted me to draw or write about Batman!Smoker and Catwoman!Ace.

After exploding my head, I decided this was really funny stupid, so it's crack!fic time!  8D  (In similar format, i.e. improperly formatted script, as drifting's Corpirate crack.)

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( Quick! To the Batmobile! )

I RIIIIIIIIIIIIISE FROM THE DEAD.

Lol, no I wasn't dead.  Drifting was.  BUT SHE RESURRECTED SO I'M VERY HAPPY!!!

Anyways, I decided to enter the contest being held in the SmoAce comm.  One crack!entry, and one semi-serious entry.  But when am I ever serious?  Rhetorical question by the way.

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( Read more... )

I'm terribly missing driftingforward and her silliness, so I was rereading her stuff and found this silly thing she did a while ago.  I remember uncontrollably giggling at this so I feel like doing this now.

Choose twelve characters from a given fandom, number them, and then answer the questions.

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( Attempt 1 )