Jimmy Olsen Must Die
Jimmy Olsen Must Die!
Oh yes, he must. For more reasons than are reasonable to enumerate here.
In this challenge, you are to fucking kill Jimmy Olsen, by whatever means necessary. You certainly don’t have to hate Jimmy to participate, but it might help. Fics that kill Jimmy just to wax on through other characters about his greatness as a boyfriend or a reporter, will not be accepted. Neither will fluffy fic schmooping about Jimmy’s relationship with Chloe or Kara. Pick a prompt below and claim it. Feel the hate flow through you.
I've created some prompts for this challenge to hightlight some of Jimmy's 'best' qualities. Each prompt will be allowed two participants so that we can get some variety.
Prompts:
1) Jimmy Bond goes out spying and gets in over his head. krysty
2) Jimmy gets wonked on the head for another movie fantasy, but doesn’t wake up this time.
3) Jimmy goes Indiana Jones after some artifact he wants to do a story on, but oops! He tripped a trap/unleashed a curse!
4) Jimmy comes across a jacket/artifact that makes him irresistible to women and creates a harem for himself. Eventually the effect turns on him, to a grisly end.
5) Clark missed a Zoner, who happens to be disguised as a beautiful buxom blond. Antics ensue.
6) Jimmy tells Doomsday that they should be bros, not foes! Doomie… um… SPLAT. iosonosara
7) Jimmy becomes meteor-afflicted and all of his worst traits are amplified as he goes on a killing spree across Metropolis. excelaunt and simplytoopretty
8) Jimmy gets turned into a monkey and somehow doesn’t make it back to the safety of the zoo.
9) Jimmy flirts with Lois, and she accidentally whip kicks/chokes/bitchslaps him too hard. Oops! Chloe will help her hide the body! tobywolf13 and leopards_bane
10) CSI!Jimmy gets taken out by the killer he's trying to catch. He must do the CSI Miami sunglasses routine. YEAAAAAH!
Rules:
1. Jimmy Olsen ceases to live.
2. No fluffy Chimmy or Karimmy. No tragick “woe are we, that the saint Jimmy of Olsen has left us!” or schmoop.
3. Claim your prompt by July 26
4. Post or link your fic to this community on August 16
5. Length: 200 words and up. No works in progress. Give us an ending.
6. Please include warnings for rape, abuse, incest, or… well, we’ll assume death! Anything you think might trigger though. Thanks.
7. Include the following header at the top of your entry:
Title:
Rating:
Pairing(s):
Summary:
Spoilers:
Warnings:
Oh yes, he must. For more reasons than are reasonable to enumerate here.
In this challenge, you are to fucking kill Jimmy Olsen, by whatever means necessary. You certainly don’t have to hate Jimmy to participate, but it might help. Fics that kill Jimmy just to wax on through other characters about his greatness as a boyfriend or a reporter, will not be accepted. Neither will fluffy fic schmooping about Jimmy’s relationship with Chloe or Kara. Pick a prompt below and claim it. Feel the hate flow through you.
I've created some prompts for this challenge to hightlight some of Jimmy's 'best' qualities. Each prompt will be allowed two participants so that we can get some variety.
Prompts:
1) Jimmy Bond goes out spying and gets in over his head. krysty
2) Jimmy gets wonked on the head for another movie fantasy, but doesn’t wake up this time.
3) Jimmy goes Indiana Jones after some artifact he wants to do a story on, but oops! He tripped a trap/unleashed a curse!
4) Jimmy comes across a jacket/artifact that makes him irresistible to women and creates a harem for himself. Eventually the effect turns on him, to a grisly end.
5) Clark missed a Zoner, who happens to be disguised as a beautiful buxom blond. Antics ensue.
6) Jimmy tells Doomsday that they should be bros, not foes! Doomie… um… SPLAT. iosonosara
7) Jimmy becomes meteor-afflicted and all of his worst traits are amplified as he goes on a killing spree across Metropolis. excelaunt and simplytoopretty
8) Jimmy gets turned into a monkey and somehow doesn’t make it back to the safety of the zoo.
9) Jimmy flirts with Lois, and she accidentally whip kicks/chokes/bitchslaps him too hard. Oops! Chloe will help her hide the body! tobywolf13 and leopards_bane
10) CSI!Jimmy gets taken out by the killer he's trying to catch. He must do the CSI Miami sunglasses routine. YEAAAAAH!
Rules:
1. Jimmy Olsen ceases to live.
2. No fluffy Chimmy or Karimmy. No tragick “woe are we, that the saint Jimmy of Olsen has left us!” or schmoop.
3. Claim your prompt by July 26
4. Post or link your fic to this community on August 16
5. Length: 200 words and up. No works in progress. Give us an ending.
6. Please include warnings for rape, abuse, incest, or… well, we’ll assume death! Anything you think might trigger though. Thanks.
7. Include the following header at the top of your entry:
Title:
Rating:
Pairing(s):
Summary:
Spoilers:
Warnings: