Meme gacked from sacred_sarcasm

[suzie_shooter]

Were I a summonable creature, what kind of ritual would you craft to summon me?

Comments

[gabrielite]

... a ritual parading of 19-year-old blond moppets.

[suzie_shooter]

*cracks up* I knew someone would use blond moppets :D

[chris_smith_atr]

Drive down the road to dunsfold and sacrifice a stig?

[suzie_shooter]

Eeep! (You'd have to work out where its heart was first though...)

[mountland]

I would drink lots of alcohol, shout poweeeeeerr while dancing naked around a tv playing a montage of slashy topgear and river cottage moments and finnish of the ceremony with a quote from biggles before you burst into existance laughing like the master.

[suzie_shooter]

Ha hah! I like your thinking...(would I get a roast chicken to dismember upon manifestation?)

[mountland]

Yes and as many tramps to devour as you wanted (as well as the lovely red leather lead and collar with the straight jacket of course)

[alisso]

Deflowering of a sacrificial (and possibly symbolic) virgin, after a ritual purification by sweatlodge (choice of virgin is optional - moppet, chef, or unsuspecting motoring journalist - also choice of deflower-er, but I'm sure we'd have plenty of volunteers for that position).

I'm positive you'd show up for that, if only to watch ;D

[suzie_shooter]

Hee! Sneaky, I like it. I would most certainly come. To, er, do your bidding, that is :D

[lullula]

I'd set up a ring of decadent foods, cakes, chocolate, ice cream etc etc, and then an inner ring of alcohol, and then in the middle I'd probably have a few gorgeous chefs, motoring journalists, blond moppets and assorted fictional characters in a sex ball.

I would then expect you to eat and drink the rings and ogle the pretty things in the middle :D

[suzie_shooter]

Ooh! Then by the time I'd done that lot I'd be too knackered to move and have to do your bidding, yes? :D