BGT

[suzie_shooter]

"Simon, what side of the bed did you get out of this morning? because you were gone when I woke up"

"Me and Dec could do with a pair of benders"

Oh God, Simon likes the Cheeky Monkeys. Where's the real Simon and what have you done with him?

ETA: Oh look, she's playing a chair. How avant garde. Frankly, I'd've buzzed before Piers did...

ETA2: I

Comments

[kelly96]

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one to think that at the start.

[littlemoose]

"Me and Dec could do with a pair of benders"

I'm still reeling from that *giggles*

[m_l_h]

Your icon will never stop amusing me.

[m_l_h]

They come up with the plot, we fill it in with porn. Simple.

[suzie_shooter]

it's a fair and rewarding relationship *nods*

[m_l_h]

They bring the bunnies, we feed 'em. It works.

[ladybella]

Easiest fandom to maintain, I'llt ell you what. *g*

[beckstar2]

Piers and Simon are defintely going to have angry fighty sex at the end of the show.

Meanwhile, I am going to go and lick m_l_h's icon...

[suzie_shooter]

I would hope so. Because then it might be shown live on BGMT LOL

[beckstar2]

I so do NOT want to watch that. Piers has just admitted to having a hairy back... ugh!

[suzie_shooter]

...bet you would though :D

[halotolerant]

Simon keeps picking the kid acts - my theory is that he and Dec are now totally in the nesting stage.

Plus, Dec's sadness today over Simon's shirt being all done up? bless 'the ladies of Britain are denied his chest hair' - I think was the phrase used...

My theory is that Simon got all jealous over Dec going a little goopy about Strike and then there was angry!possessive!but-also-nesting!sex backstage.

But then, mind you, my theories about most things go something along those lines :D