(they're sitting in a foot of wet sludge, six feet underground)

[susietherockgod]

Keys? KEYS? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! COME BACK TO ME, KEYS!!!

...

The more I experience of the outside world, the less I am convinced of the necessity of leaving my room

Comments

[tangled_slinky]

there aren't any chocolate covered raisins in your room. or any really really 'bad-soft' flame-colored yarn. so keys are the least of your worries.

[susietherockgod]

They're the least of my worries because I lack other things?
...
How do you KNOW I don't have any bad-soft flame colored yarn? I have plenty of soft things with which to make Chris' trachea shut, had I the inclination and the really long arms...

[nihonjin_reiko]

you can have my keys, i only use one, and thats only sometimes

[psychoticradish]

[tweeterbot87]

I'm sorry! All of us get to feeling overwrought sometimes...
*retrieves Susie's keys, pats head, and gives Sushi*

THBFM