Return of the MFK Poll: Happy Jacks

[sushis]

Jack Bauer:

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[imps85]

lol.ive goen for acb

[neraulia]

Jack Daniel's, the whiskey? Or Jack Daniel, after whom the whiskey is named?

Because accuracy is crucial in such a scientific poll. :)

[sushis]

The whiskey!

However, I may do another poll at some later point that incorporates Jack Daniel...I'll do an MFK poll of big-mustached 19th century businessmen.

[hope_to_last]

I'm marrying Jack Daniels, (mwahaha, whisky! It does sound a bit of a alcoholic, doesn't it?) , and totally killing Jack Black. I suppose there's no option left than f*cking Jack Bauer XD

re: Jack Bauer

[sushis]

DO IT FOR FREEDOM!

HURRY!

THERE'S NOT MUCH TIME!!!11111

[dogessurrender]

Interesting how Jack Daniels and Jack Black are equally loved and hated. And may I say I'm very happy to have an opportunity to kill Jack Daniels after what he did to me that one time.

[sushis]

I killed Jack Daniels because of what he and his friends did to me that one decade.

I don't really understand the Jack Black hate. OTOH, I suppose if I was still drinking, Jack Black would get killed by default, since I'd have to marry Jack Daniels, and I'd much rather fuck Jack Bauer than Jack Black.

And yet, I said I'd *marry* Jack Black in this poll, which is weird, because, presumably that means I'd be fucking him multiple times...That's what I love about this game, the mysteries and contradictions.

[dogessurrender]

Jack Black seems like a sweetheart. Any character played by Keiffer Sutherland is clearly an asshole. And thus we have it.

[sushis]

Oh, you're absolutely right! You know, I think that really *was* my reasoning in making the selections I did, I just hadn't articulated it! :-)