OH HI.

[surreallis]

No matter how much Sam Swarek uses his face to break me, I cannot leave my old TV Boyfriend...

YOUR POWER OVER ME IS ALARMING, MR. MELONI. I PROTEST AND DEMAND YOU RELEASE ME.

(Wow, he's actually fairly conservatively dressed, considering... I mean, except for the huge, shiny scarf.)

Comments

[lauridsen09]

O.M.G. WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE AND WHY IS HE SO DAMN SEXY?! I HATE HIM AND I LOVE HIM AND I WANT TO HAVE HIS BABIES EVEN THOUGH I DON'T WANT BABIES!!!!!

[leigh57]

Your comment just caused me to make a weird noise in my nose.

[lauridsen09]

I know, I know. I'm sure I'd be moderately embarrassed if I weren't so in love. ;)

[leigh57]

Dude. No embarrassment allowed. People send me photos of Kiefer with his gross underwear hanging to his knees and his hand in his crotch, and I still want to bang him sideways.

Uh, sorry Jenn. Was that more than your journal needed to know?

[leigh57]

See, WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THAT HAIR?

[lauridsen09]

Everyone has flaws.

[surreallis]

Hahahaha! That is his REAL (lack of) hair! Instead of the hair piece they made him wear for SVU, which, admittedly looked very good the last season, but, to me, looked like some sort of bizarre hair-helmet before then.

[mediapass]

Ughh only Meloni makes me attracted to baldness, mustaches and really random scarves.

[surreallis]

You have to be pretty dedicated to keep it up with this guy, tbh. Oh my god, the fashion...

[mediapass]

WHY O WHY is he constantly fighting TEH HOTNESS he possesses. Its like he just wants to piss off his wife..or maybe she dresses him? What a hot mess. Literally so, so hot.

[surreallis]

lol! He likes the unshaven look!

[mediapass]

He would look so HOT with a stubbly beard but this mustache deal...

[catteo]

Dude. At least Sam currently has a better haricut! I had NO IDEA they made him wear a hair piece for SVU. He just needs to shave it - every man reaches that point sooner or later...

[surreallis]

He actually does shave it! He rarely lets it grow this long, even when he was on SVU the last season. And with the beard growing in, I'm kind of assuming he might be preparing for a role where he needs the hair. Otherwise he usually shaves it down to nearly bald.

Hahaha. I don't think any actor I like can compare hair-wise to BEN. That man has some HAIR.

[catteo]

Hah! This is true. I mean, did you SEE the episode of Flashpoint that he was in? I can't believe he even managed to stand up under the weight of all that hair!