Dank.

[surreallifehero]

So I thought it wouldn't be any harm posting what I wrote, right? Right.
Edited this morning I realised that last night I totally forgot to put a disclaimer on this. This is a work of fiction that in no way reflects upon the people mentioned herein. I own nothing except a bus route map that I have to pay attention to now as I'm going to be late for

Comments

[gadgetorious]

I can't bring myself to read this, purely because RPS makes me die. Yeah, yeah, they're CHARACTERS. Whatever. Just know that I am tempted. Which is evil of you. Because I have this feeling it's awesome and amazing and I feel like I'm missing out BUT I JUST CAN'T DO IT. D:

[surreallifehero]

See... I get you... but I don't consider it real person. Jon, yeah maybe, but Stephen, no, not at all. But I understand. Don't worry, I won't make a habit of it. Forgive?

Don't worry, it isn't really awesome or amazing.

Your icon used in this situation is making my heart break. =(

If you like, consider it Historical fic. For historical fic is little more than super-glorified and facty fanfic. Think about it, you know this to be true.

[gadgetorious]

You know, even knowing that Stephen is a totally over-the-top, satirical contrivance, I still think reading fic would give me hives. Some people can't read violence, I can't read RPS. It's a thing.

From time to time I see it on my flist because I have lots of friends that don't share my allergy. Just know that I have rarely been so tempted despite possible anaphylaxis as I am right now.

Okay, I think I've beat this metaphor to death.

[surreallifehero]

Well, then. I guess I feel special. I understand, overly sexual things freak me out. I do not want to think about people's junk and what they do with it. But I'm so 'yay violence!' that I often scare myself.

And this is the first and only time I've been okay with it. It's usually all 'eww...' oh, except for Tom Baker and Lalla Ward, but that's a given.

Anyway. Let's let this one go now, okay?

[cherokee_kid]

I. Am. So. Intrigued. :)

[surreallifehero]

I hope it'll be more 'haha, this is so silly-funny!' soon. Stephen will, of course, make it so. And if not, I can delete it and deny it ever happened, that works too.

[cherokee_kid]

LOL I have faith in you. :)

[amphitritie]

Oooh, MORE!!!

I'm really confused but I like it! I've never read your fics before, but this is really good. I love Stephen's 'manicured nails' eye gouging part with John grabbing the wheel. I'm getting a bit of an evil double vibe here. Amirite?

Cameo from my favourite Daily Show correspondent = YAY!

[surreallifehero]

Oliver? Pft- yeah! He's the best. Seriously.

I'm glad you demand more. I'm trying my best. But my writing is always confusing, I am kind of like Hemingway in that I love my compound-complex sentences. Basically, things are happening. Hopefully the next part will be less oblique.

[surreallifehero]

Actually, I wrote about this before I knew about Congress (By the way, Ballsy move, or ballsiest move ever?) but it may have been influenced by news of the Rally and various works I've read over the last couple of weeks.

Thank you, I thought that Stephen would be intensely paranoid about anyone from another country, especially British since they may want to try and take us back over at any minute. So he'd have to feel that it was his personal responsibility to watch this potential terrorist. Did it seem that way?

[surreallifehero]

You'll find out more when I get time to type it and post it. ;DDD