Voicemail

[surferboy_09er]

"Hey there! You've reached Dick Casablancas. I'm not here right now. I'm off either drinking, sleeping or getting my freak on with a fine lady. Leave a message at the beep. And if this is about anything serious then you might want to call Beaver. He handles all my affairs."

BEEP!

Comments

[blessed_twice]

[From here.]

"What are you talking about? When did I say I loved you?"