[You won’t hear it, of course - this is a text transmission, a neutral medium, the safest way to communicate without giving away either his identity or his emotional state - but underneath the words he types out, Light is positively seething with rage at the presumed injustice of being abducted by Near.
It has to be Near, he thinks. It’s the only
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WHAT THEN, MOTHERFUCKER?
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Who is this?
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that's a good question, brother.
BUT MAYBE I SHOULD BE ASKIN A MOTHERFUCKER FIRST.
so how about it?
HOW ABOUT WE HAVE A MOTHERFUCKIN EXCHANGE.
you tell me yours, bro.
LET ME KNOW WHO'S WHINING ON MY AIR WAVES.
and i'll tell you mine.
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Very well. Ryuga Asahi.
["Asahi" was an old alias, given to him by L, but it would still serve the purpose. And "Ryuga" wasn't terribly uncommon, as far as names went. Even if Near and his people weren't involved, there was no reason to give his real name, or even the alias "L."]
Now it's your turn.
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GAMZEE.
motherfuckin.
MAKARA.
your mirthful messiahs, motherfucker.
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Pleased to make your acquaintance, Mr. Makara.
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because i don't need your half-assed courtesy.
YOUR MR AND YOUR SIRS.
if you don't motherfuckin mean them, you dig?
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You seem rather hostile, Mr. Makara. Is there a reason for this?
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this is just me bein myself.
MY CHILL MOTHERFUCKIN SELF.
and anyway.
AS I SEE THIS SHIT.
you're askin a lot of motherfuckin questions.
THERE A REASON FOR THAT?
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Is there a reason I shouldn't ask questions?
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COMING RIGHT THE MOTHERFUCK BACK AT ME WITH ANOTHER ONE.
it's okay if you wanna be like that, bro.
I THINK I UNDERSTAND.
got my motherfuckin understand on to this nonsense.
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Since I am not questioning you in any official capacity whatsoever, your conclusion is correct - you do not have to answer any of my questions.
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A QUESTION FOR A QUESTION, BROTHER.
how's that sound?
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Very well. Would you care to start?
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