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Aug 15, 2011 09:28

[You won’t hear it, of course - this is a text transmission, a neutral medium, the safest way to communicate without giving away either his identity or his emotional state - but underneath the words he types out, Light is positively seething with rage at the presumed injustice of being abducted by Near.

It has to be Near, he thinks. It’s the only ( Read more... )

(text), .bernkastel, not as keikaku, .schneizel el britannia, .tieria erde, i don't know why we're yelling, will kill you so dead, .madotsuki, .sollux captor, .dave strider, .takuto tsunashi, .vergil, kira is not amused, where are my minions, .gamzee makara

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mirthfulness August 15 2011, 21:22:08 UTC
And if he don't all comply in an hour?

WHAT THEN, MOTHERFUCKER?

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text. supervigilance August 16 2011, 04:15:26 UTC
["Motherfucker," is it? Repulsive.]

Who is this?

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text. mirthfulness August 16 2011, 05:05:00 UTC
[At least he doesn't say it every other line. ...Oh wait.]

that's a good question, brother.
BUT MAYBE I SHOULD BE ASKIN A MOTHERFUCKER FIRST.
so how about it?
HOW ABOUT WE HAVE A MOTHERFUCKIN EXCHANGE.
you tell me yours, bro.
LET ME KNOW WHO'S WHINING ON MY AIR WAVES.
and i'll tell you mine.

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text. supervigilance August 16 2011, 05:19:17 UTC
[Of course his typing would be equally as atrocious. Well, if this is some sort of game, Light isn't going to back down.]

Very well. Ryuga Asahi.

["Asahi" was an old alias, given to him by L, but it would still serve the purpose. And "Ryuga" wasn't terribly uncommon, as far as names went. Even if Near and his people weren't involved, there was no reason to give his real name, or even the alias "L."]

Now it's your turn.

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text. mirthfulness August 16 2011, 06:56:07 UTC

GAMZEE.
motherfuckin.
MAKARA.
your mirthful messiahs, motherfucker.

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text. supervigilance August 16 2011, 12:24:56 UTC
[What an idiot.]

Pleased to make your acquaintance, Mr. Makara.

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text. mirthfulness August 16 2011, 13:50:35 UTC
ARE YOU REALLY, BRO?
because i don't need your half-assed courtesy.
YOUR MR AND YOUR SIRS.
if you don't motherfuckin mean them, you dig?

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text. supervigilance August 16 2011, 23:39:14 UTC
[And the "messiah" part doesn't really sit well with Light, either.]

You seem rather hostile, Mr. Makara. Is there a reason for this?

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text. mirthfulness August 17 2011, 04:33:28 UTC
YOU AIN'T SEEN HOSTILE, MOTHERFUCKER.
this is just me bein myself.
MY CHILL MOTHERFUCKIN SELF.
and anyway.
AS I SEE THIS SHIT.
you're askin a lot of motherfuckin questions.
THERE A REASON FOR THAT?

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text. supervigilance August 17 2011, 12:22:58 UTC
[Light might ordinarily say something to the effect of "it's an occupational hazard," but information such as his occupation isn't really something he's willing to divulge to this particular person.]

Is there a reason I shouldn't ask questions?

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text. mirthfulness August 18 2011, 00:12:16 UTC
and there you go again.
COMING RIGHT THE MOTHERFUCK BACK AT ME WITH ANOTHER ONE.
it's okay if you wanna be like that, bro.
I THINK I UNDERSTAND.
got my motherfuckin understand on to this nonsense.

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text. supervigilance August 18 2011, 01:27:42 UTC
And what exactly is it that you think you understand, Mr. Makara?

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text. mirthfulness August 18 2011, 02:58:45 UTC
THAT I DON'T GOTTA BE ANSWERING SHIT.

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text. supervigilance August 18 2011, 03:10:46 UTC
[Clearly this person is a complete lunatic.]

Since I am not questioning you in any official capacity whatsoever, your conclusion is correct - you do not have to answer any of my questions.

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text. mirthfulness August 18 2011, 05:50:39 UTC
or maybe i'll play the motherfuck along.
A QUESTION FOR A QUESTION, BROTHER.
how's that sound?

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text. supervigilance August 19 2011, 02:21:42 UTC
[Ordinarily, Light wouldn't waste the time to play a stupid game with someone who's obviously deranged and/or a child (or both), but he's at a disadvantage here, and there's a chance this Gamzee Makara might let slip something useful.]

Very well. Would you care to start?

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