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[supertailz]

I am going to a party tonight in which the theme is "Come as a song lyric".

Does anyone have thots?

Comments

[rosefox]

"Come as you are", of course!

[supertailz]

I thought about that but I suspect I'll get mocked mercilessly for lack of effort.

I need something punny and clever and yet not too hard to explain and I DON'T WANNNNNA.
...I might be feeling all hibernaty.

[rosefox]

How about Fiona Apple's "Extraordinary Machine"? Got any clockpunk/steampunk costumery around?

[rosefox]

Or you could tell them all to fuck off and come have dinner with me.

[horseygurl88]

blue or red dress + devil horns. ta-dah.
Or any clothes + devil horns = evil woman

[disconun]

Do I!

Back in Black OR Paint it Black
Walk Like an Egyptian
Tequila
London Calling
Smooth Criminal

[thunderemerald]

I know this is probably totally too late, but there's one that IMMEDIATELY popped into my head:

"I'm too sexy for my cat."

THEN YOU COULD BRING BETTE TOO.

Alternatively...

"I was a young James Dean, with a way with the ladies" (Drag!)
"I've got the blackest boots, the whitest skin, satisfy my sugar tongue again" (Boots and CANDY!)
"Grandma was a suffragette" (1910's chic!)
"Swamp Ophelia" (Shakespeare outfit + weeds in your hair!)
"I heard that you were drunk and mean, down at the Dairy Queen" (Bring ice cream and be rude to everyone!)
"She is the boxer..." (Beat people up!)
"That's fine with me, just let me be legally blonde" (Hair dye!)
"I'm a little beggarman!" (Ask people for money!)
"We Are Together" (Bring a date!)
"THE WORLD WILL SING WHEN I AM KING!" (SPARKLY CROWN!)