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[supersizedpower]

Yeah, I got a letter. I really lucked out, though, because they messed up. You can't threaten a whole group of people I said I wanted to protect and then ask me to kill one of them. There's no way I'd do it

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[taegeuk]

Was America-ssi was asked to kill a citizen?

[supersizedpower]

Yeah. A kid, too.

So...obviously not gonna do it.

[taegeuk]

( He breathes a sigh of relief. )

Good! I'm glad--that you're not going to. I just want everyone to be safe, y'know?

[supersizedpower]

I wouldn't of done it anyway unless I got like...the Joker or Lex Luthor or something.

[doudemoe]

You're not that far then.

[supersizedpower]

Nope, just down the street. I don't trust your dad, though, so he can't come and if I give you a gun, you have to promise he won't get it.

[doudemoe]

I'm not skilled with guns anyway.

But a few of my friends are.

[supersizedpower]

Okay!

Well, as long as you guys need anything and you guys aren't hurting anybody, you can count on me to help.

[hwamei]

Maybe they'll send a huge spaceship to New York and wipe out the entire human race! I saw it on TV.

[supersizedpower]

You think?

But I have good relations with all the alien planets I know about! They abduct my people, but they don't do weird stuff to them.

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[hwamei]

Well, maybe the people in Mayfield know the bad sort of aliens who do just that! Haha!

[hwamei]

I don't know what they'll do, but I know I can't believe them.

[vertulpen]

I'm worried but . . .

[Did he really say he was worried.]

No way of knowing.

. . . maybe I'll come over.

[supersizedpower]

Sure! They'll let you buy a gun, though, so if you want one you should buy it. I wanna have enough for the women and kids.

But if you want some stuff to secure your house, I can help ya out.

[vertulpen]

Taiwan said that they always do things like this. . .

[supersizedpower]

Yeah, they do.

But that doesn't mean it's fake. If they have the power to kidnap us, they could probably hurt our people.

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[letunityblossom]

[He sounds really tired.]

I'm not sure they could do anything on such a large scale.

[He also sounds like he's been telling himself this over and over.]

[supersizedpower]

...Yeah. That's probably true.

[And he doesn't sound convinced.]

[letunityblossom]

Once it's over nothing will happen and--it'll all go back to normal Mayfield, right?

[This is the least convinced argument ever.]

[supersizedpower]

Yeah, that's how it always works!