Today at work my pants ripped. In the crotch, just below the zipper. It took me about 30 minutes to think of using the stapler. So I walked around the rest of the day with 15 staples between my legs.
And again you laugh at my pain. Haha. Actually I had to struggle not to laugh all day. Hee. And no, you know me. No pants are too tight around the groinal area, so no staple-inflicted pains of any sort.
that's so awesome. on friday i realised my work pants had ripped right in the crotch, about half and hour before work. i had a total panic time and ended up buying pants from basement. that's right, basement. i can't believe i went there. we should totally hang out in public with ripped crotches. hot.
I told a few people about it today. None of them seemed to have noticed. But I guess that just means these were people not inclined to stare at my crotch, which is a good thing.
Hey there might be rumours about me now. Like, I could be goss of the week. That's awesome.
and no. no gymnastics. i just sat with one leg kind of tucked under the other on top of the chair, which in turn stretched the crotchal area of my pants. must have happened then. i mean *cough* yeah i was doing backflips down the hallway. as i do. when i'm bored. at work. uhm. yeah.
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on friday i realised my work pants had ripped right in the crotch, about half and hour before work. i had a total panic time and ended up buying pants from basement. that's right, basement. i can't believe i went there.
we should totally hang out in public with ripped crotches. hot.
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yeah. lets hang out, derelicte style.
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good thinking 99.
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haha
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haha.
OMGYOURECOMINGSOON!!!
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Hey there might be rumours about me now. Like, I could be goss of the week. That's awesome.
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and no. no gymnastics. i just sat with one leg kind of tucked under the other on top of the chair, which in turn stretched the crotchal area of my pants. must have happened then. i mean *cough* yeah i was doing backflips down the hallway. as i do. when i'm bored. at work. uhm. yeah.
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