*BAWLING EVEN THOUGH SHE HATES CRICKETS CAUSE OMG FUNERALS ARE SAD*
WIZZLE WAS A WONDERFUL CRICKET... I NEVER KNEW HIM BUT FROM WHAT MAGGIE TOLD ME, HE WAS A BRIGHT AND LOVING INDIVIDUAL AND I HOPE HE IS HAPPY WHEREVER HE GOES.
::thinks this is the most adorable, sweet, wonderful thing she has ever seen and is swooning like mad right now::
I - I CAN SAY A FEW WORDS! WIZZLE - YOU WERE A BRAVE SOUL! A FUGITIVE THROUGH THE HALLS OF HIGH SCHOOL - A PLACE WHICH IS TERRIFYING EVEN IF YOU AREN'T MINUSCULE AND GREEN. BUT YOU FILLED US WITH SONG, AND BESTOWED UPON US YOUR LUCK. AND FOR THAT, YOU WILL BE REMEMBERED.
::puts her cup with Mercutio in it next to the grave::
YOUR FRIEND MERCUTIO BIDS ADIEU, AND SHALL CHIRP YOU THE FAREWELL SONG WE ALL WISH WE COULD SING!
I SHALL LEAVE YOU WITH THE WORDS OF SHAKESPEARE. THE MOST POIGNANT WORDSMITH THE WORLDS HAVE EVER BEEN SO FORTUNATE TO KNOW. To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow
(OOC: ujfjerueuiewekdfjdfud I am DYING, I CAN'T EVEN! I. Seriously trying my absolute effing hardest not to lose it while walking down the Waikiki strip rn, but I'm like :'DDDDDDD anyway so people still think I'm cray cray! Omfg ilu sooooo mucccchhhhh)
*sniffles and clings to John* This is exactly the sort of tribute Wizzle would have loved. He was a good cricket; a kind cricket; a smart cricket. He was selfless and caring, and he never complained. He did his job proudly, and he was one of the best science experiment subjects I've ever had the pleasure of working with.
So thank you, John. Thank you, nameless footballers. Thank you, cricket god who is now looking over Wizzle's wondrous soul. Today, let us not mourn his death, but celebrate his life.
(OOC: fffffff I bust out laughing every time I think about it. I just literally see ~*~WIZZLE~*~ flashing in my head, tildes and all, and it makes me djdjhfurefhfhfdhdf bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha)
John, your speech was the most magnificent speech I've heard since Cher's Academy Award acceptance speech. I can't tell you how much this means to me and Wizzle and Wizzle's family. I know his brother Dr. Ian Malcolm will be forever grateful for what you did here today. *gives him a kiss on the cheek and not even in a creepy, maggie-like way*
(OOC: KJFSAKLJFASLKFAD LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I CAN'T EVEN JOHN'S D- ON THE TOMBSTONE GOT ME. ~FOREVER A FAILURE~)
AWWW, THANKS MAGGIE. IT CAME ~FROM THE HEART. I'M SO SORRY I CAUSED HIS DEATH. *WILL NEVER LOOK AT THOSE SHOES HE WAS WEARING THE SAME AGAIN ;_;* I HOPE HIS FAMILY GETS CLOSURE. *SMILES AT THE KISS AWWWWWWWWW*
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WIZZLE WAS A WONDERFUL CRICKET... I NEVER KNEW HIM BUT FROM WHAT MAGGIE TOLD ME, HE WAS A BRIGHT AND LOVING INDIVIDUAL AND I HOPE HE IS HAPPY WHEREVER HE GOES.
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THERE, THERE, TESSA *PATS* THAT WAS A BEAUTIFUL STATEMENT, THANK YOU. :')
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YOU'RE W-W-WELCOME! POOR WIZZLE! *STARTS CRYING AFRESH*
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*HUGS TIGHT* IT'S OKAY, LET IT ALL OUT, TESSA. IT'S OKAY.
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I - I CAN SAY A FEW WORDS! WIZZLE - YOU WERE A BRAVE SOUL! A FUGITIVE THROUGH THE HALLS OF HIGH SCHOOL - A PLACE WHICH IS TERRIFYING EVEN IF YOU AREN'T MINUSCULE AND GREEN. BUT YOU FILLED US WITH SONG, AND BESTOWED UPON US YOUR LUCK. AND FOR THAT, YOU WILL BE REMEMBERED.
::puts her cup with Mercutio in it next to the grave::
YOUR FRIEND MERCUTIO BIDS ADIEU, AND SHALL CHIRP YOU THE FAREWELL SONG WE ALL WISH WE COULD SING!
I SHALL LEAVE YOU WITH THE WORDS OF SHAKESPEARE. THE MOST POIGNANT WORDSMITH THE WORLDS HAVE EVER BEEN SO FORTUNATE TO KNOW.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow
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THAT WAS NICE, AVA.
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WELL, WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS WONDERFUL JOHN. REALLY. I AM - AWESTRUCK BY YOUR SENSITIVITY.
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I KNOW, A MASS INFESTATION OF CRICKETS KILLED YOUR BUZZ, RIGHT?
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BUGS ARE DISGUSTING.
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YOU CAN GO NOW.
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*GROSSES HIS ARMS AND STAYS PUT*
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*sniffles and clings to John* This is exactly the sort of tribute Wizzle would have loved. He was a good cricket; a kind cricket; a smart cricket. He was selfless and caring, and he never complained. He did his job proudly, and he was one of the best science experiment subjects I've ever had the pleasure of working with.
So thank you, John. Thank you, nameless footballers. Thank you, cricket god who is now looking over Wizzle's wondrous soul. Today, let us not mourn his death, but celebrate his life.
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*COMFORTS AND GIVES HUGS* I'M GLAD WIZZLE WOULD HAVE LIKED IT. *MORE BIG WORDS BUT THEY SOUND NICE :')*
IT WAS MY HONOUR TO DO THIS FOR HIM.
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John, your speech was the most magnificent speech I've heard since Cher's Academy Award acceptance speech. I can't tell you how much this means to me and Wizzle and Wizzle's family. I know his brother Dr. Ian Malcolm will be forever grateful for what you did here today. *gives him a kiss on the cheek and not even in a creepy, maggie-like way*
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AWWW, THANKS MAGGIE. IT CAME ~FROM THE HEART. I'M SO SORRY I CAUSED HIS DEATH. *WILL NEVER LOOK AT THOSE SHOES HE WAS WEARING THE SAME AGAIN ;_;* I HOPE HIS FAMILY GETS CLOSURE. *SMILES AT THE KISS AWWWWWWWWW*
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