Illusion LIII {Video}

[supermistfrog]

[The feed opens to show one of the living rooms of the Varia mansion, turned into a beautiful aquatic paradise. Brightly colored fish swim in the view of an apparently floating PCD, and kelp gently waves with the current of an unseeable tide.]

[One rather out of place and darkly colored frog comes swimming into view. It looks rather familiar, with

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[voice]

[checkmychainyo]

...Fran?

[voice/video]

[checkmychainyo]

[He sighs. He might as well show him because Fran will probably figure it out eventually, and Kurapica tires of this annoying conversation. So when the camera comes on, it's to Kurapica inside a flooded Gundam Building. He's curled up against a wall, shirtless with his lower half sporting a seahorse body. And over his midriff is a pouch.]

[voice/video]

[supermistfrog]

....

A seahorse.

[If frogs could smirk, Fran would be.]

I guess it fits you. Are you expecting?

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[checkmychainyo]

[For a second the joke is lost on him. Then he gets it and actually blushes despite the anger. Just...have him fuming.]

[video]

[supermistfrog]

[This is just too good.]

Ah, you must be hormonal. My apologies. Would you like some pickles and ice cream?

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[checkmychainyo]

[Fortunately, Kurapica is used to making snarky comebacks thanks to his arguments with Leorio.]

I could say the same for you. I don't suppose you're a frog in the midst of changing sex?

[video]

[supermistfrog]

[...bring it on.]

Not really. I can't have empathy for you on that.

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[checkmychainyo]

Seahorses don't change sex. [Yes, this is walking encyclopedia Kurapica's priority.]

[video]

[supermistfrog]

Ah, but you did.

Unless that pouch is something else entirely, in which case, please cover it up.

[video] /dying

[checkmychainyo]

It's only a pouch! I'm still male!

[video] --b

[supermistfrog]

"Still" implies that you were before.

[video]

[checkmychainyo]

Yes. It does.

[video]

[supermistfrog]

I would have never guessed.