Missing package?
Pairing: Slight Tegomass
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 887 words
Summary: NEWS’ having fun as Eito rangers and Kanjani trying to get their costumes back.
Notes: Short drabble that I wrote in 15 minutes.
"Hey there's a delivery man standing outside looking for NEWS' dressing room." standing by the doorway was Nishikido looking rather bored and annoyed by the tone of his voice.
Shige frowned. "Well did you tell him where our dressing room is?"
"Don't tell me what to do." With that Ryo glared at Shige and slammed the door shut.
He looked back only to see Koyama and Tegoshi looking at him expectantly.
"You know, our costumes that I designed were supposed to arrive today. It would be very unfortunate for you if the delivery man were to give up and leave." commented Massu, not even bothering to look up from his magazine.
"Why should I go get him?! Send Tego-
He was interrupted by the loud opening of the door. Standing there was the delivery man, not bothering to knock.
"Package arrival."
"Thank you for taking your time to deliver my package!" Masuda smiled brightly.
The delivery man stood there expectantly and turned to Shige, "Uh, can you tell Kanjani8's dressing room is?"
Shige only glared and replied, "Don't tell me what to do"
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Masuda happily opened the package, next to a shiny-eyed Tegoshi, an excited Koyama, and an exhausted looking Shige.
Much to Masuda's disappointment, Tegoshi and Koyama's confusion, and Shige's annoyment, do they finally open it only to reveal Kanjani8's ranger costumes.
Koyama stood firmly and proud, “As leader I suggest… that we try them on!”
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“I look good. Real good.” Massu was staring at himself through the mirror admiring the view that the “8” sign provided on his fabulous looking ass. “I wonder if Nishikido would mind me using his ranger suit. I am yellow after all.”
“Shige looks cool and Massu looks so handsome!” Koyama excitedly stated while pointing to an embarrassed Shige and a confident Masuda. Koyama frowned. “Where’s Tegoshi?”
Tegoshi came out of dressing room with his costume on, except his suit had a skirt, a short skirt. “Does Yasuda really wear this?”
Both Shige and Koyama replied with an instant “no”, except for Massu who said “yes”. Then again if Tegoshi didn’t mind, neither did the rest of NEWS. All Koyama cared about was that NEWS were happy, and that Tegoshi was satisfied.
There stood red ranger Koyama Keiichiro, green ranger Kato Shigeaki, yellow ranger Masuda Takahisa, and blue ranger Tegoshi Yuya.
“We shall decide new names for ourselves!” pronounced Koyama proudly. He continued, “Rangers! Identify yourselves!”
“I am the yellow ranger, Supermasu!”
“I am the blue ranger, Tego Pamyu Pamyu!
“Come on guys are we really doing this? Our manager will be here any minut-“ Shige stopped shortly, only to be hit in the head by Koyama.”Don’t ruin it! Don’t you see how happy our family looks?”
“…I am the green ranger, Geshi!
“I am the red ranger leader, Koyaman!”
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It was supposed to be a group activity. Something that was supposed to be kept inside NEWS’ dressing room, Shige later realized. Now all of NEWS’ were running around the JE building, checking everybody’s dressing rooms in search for trouble. Shige had gotten separated due to all the commotion they created between KAT-TUN, Arashi, and Kanjani. Tegoshi had somehow managed to enter the control room, because “Fighting Man” was playing loudly over the intercom. Shige was now hiding in KAT-TUNs’ room, in fear of Kanjani, who had heard about “NEWS” and their “missing costumes”. He feared for Koyama, who had gotten lost somewhere in Arashi’s room.
Seconds later, Arashi rushed inside the dressing room at loss for words. Nino panicked, “I - we, tried to help him but Ryo came and well yeah… sorry.”
With that Shige stood up and left, running as fast as he could. He finally reached Kanjani’s room, and peeked inside. Everybody was there except for Subaru, who was most likely looking for him and Tegomass. In the middle of the room was Koyama who was, of course half naked, save for his boxers.
Shige gathered all his courage and burst through the door. “I, ranger Geshi am here to rescue Koyaman!”
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Shige seriously did not know what hit him. That’s all he could think about when he woke up and saw Koyama next to him, trying to wake him up. The room was empty, except for Yasu who was in the couch reading a magazine.
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Subaru had looked everywhere for Tegoshi and Massu, except for NEWS’ dressing room because really, why would they hide there? It would be to obvious right?
Now Ryo, Subaru, Maru, Ohkura, Murakami, and Yoko stood outside their dressing room, knowing well that they couldn’t be anywhere else but there.
They heard some strange sounds coming through the door, followed by a high pitched voice. They all gathered closer near the door, trying to find out what was going on.
“Oh God Masuda, please!”
“Ah Yuya I’m close...”
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Nishikido started heading towards his dressing room, followed by the rest of the members.
“I thought we were getting out costumes back?” followed Murakami.
“I don’t think I want our costumes back, well at least me and Yasu won’t.”
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Mr. delivery guy had delivered the wrong costumes to every group. He suffered temporary blindness.
He was later fired that same evening.