I killed a man you know. I'll probably be on the news in a couple days. Just remember inspite of everything else you will hear about him and the situation, the bastard will have deserved it.

[Note: This entry is being made in the past by a force in the future, you'll see the actually memories come about in a few days time]

Mo... Molybdenum
You scored 38 Mass, 29 Electronegativity, 53 Metal, and 10 Radioactivity! I like to think of you as the miracle worker in The Princess Bride... you can do anything and you do it for the betterment of society. Just because you can raise the dead and make flying wagons and stuff doesn't mean that you show off about it though. ( Read more... )

My car's not stolen any more, it's broked, but not totalled, just the locks are gone.

So my car was stolen...

It's been a long enough while since I've updated, so why not update I think to myself ( Read more... )

Mandy, my sister, to me: if you destroy her self esteem enough to make her cry she won't know that she is sucking your dick through her tears.

I will open a can of ugly hate so vile that the gods themselves will weep at its repugnant glory. I will show the world what is truly worthwhile and beautiful, because I will waste, as none have before, the stuff that is and leave only void behind. Know this, for I will soon make real my threats.

the Idiot Savant
(47% dark, 50% spontaneous, 63% vulgar) your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT

You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on ( Read more... )

It's at times like now I realize that some things in life must be completed, while others must be dropped and begun anew. In this life of tastes, distates, and everlasting aftertastes I'm left feeling the taste of something more sour than I'd like. I wonder if I should restart my life as I've done before... become forgotten to most all, and change ( Read more... )

So who ever came up with kids bops should be purged from the face of the earth.

Who ever buys kids bops should be purged from the face of the earth.

Kids who listen to kids bops should be purged.

They make my ears bleed.

Kids Bops tend to have kids singing emo... that alone should make the world collapse down onto itself. If nothing else.