Comments | superduperface: Oh Em Gee

superduperface

Oh Em Gee

May 24, 2005 16:58

I'm going to go slit my wrists because Kelsey doesn't like me!

Maybe I'll go cry in a corner whilst my blood pours on to the hearts!

My eyes! They drown in tears!

Oh!

She HATES me!

Oh, my heart is bleeding, the tears, they burn like fire!

Maybe I'll go write some sad poems!

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_____ohtragedy May 24 2005, 22:05:52 UTC

I'm still waiting for your dad to come over. He's been depriving me for so long, tell him I'll pay double if he's here by tomorrow. ;o)

r0ck_x_star May 25 2005, 00:25:54 UTC

Just ignore that whore. Like I've said before, a billion times, you're way better than them! ♥

_____ohtragedy May 25 2005, 00:31:05 UTC

Oh Em Gee.
Don't be jealous
that Erin's dad
likes me more than you.

r0ck_x_star May 25 2005, 00:33:39 UTC

Lyk omg. I think I might die. Erins dad doesnt luv me lyk he luvs u.

Seriously, get a life. Do you have nothing better to do than make lame jokes about peopls parents over the internet? Are you really that pathetic?

r0ck_x_star May 25 2005, 00:34:20 UTC

*people's

superduperface May 25 2005, 00:43:30 UTC

Woop.

Bethany owns your soul, Kelsey.

And my dad only likes girls who have vaginas, not penises!

_____ohtragedy May 25 2005, 00:53:29 UTC

That's too bad.
Because I've got both :o)

_____ohtragedy May 25 2005, 00:54:24 UTC

And Bertha, or whatever her name is.
Does not own my soul.
I sold it a long time ago to the devil
and in return he sold me Sonny Moore and Peter Wentz.

_____ohtragedy May 25 2005, 01:28:30 UTC

But I gave Peter to Sabrina for free.
Because even I can't handle that much cock.

superduperface May 25 2005, 01:32:04 UTC

Sonny Moore would never date you, fatty.

Maybe you could get MICHAEL Moore.

But not Sonny.

_____ohtragedy May 25 2005, 11:20:47 UTC

You're one to talk.
You look like a man with long hair.
And you're smile is deformed.
I know this for a fact.
But you're just guessing about me.
Unless you do stalk me?
Which wouldn't surprise me.
Because you obviously lurked around my journal.
Before it was FRIENDS ONLY.

superduperface May 25 2005, 01:40:19 UTC

And anyway Kelsey,

You should totally stop waiting on the corner by the Food Lion.

All you get are the nerds.

_____ohtragedy May 25 2005, 11:19:25 UTC

We don't have a "Food Lion" in Massachusetts.
But if we did, I'd stand on that corner.
And I'd fuck those nerds, but that's hawt.