Mr. History Teacher: This is a three-dollar word. Use it tomorrow and you'll get three dollars.
Noah: Seriously?
Zach: *snicker* You'll pay us to say this?
Mr. Teacher: No, you have to pay me to use it. I'm selling it to you.
Noah: Are you making this up?
Mr. Teacher: Look, it's not a difficult concept. It's maybe a dollar fifty concept.
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