An open letter to a person who has offended me

[super_elmo]

Dear Madam:

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[sugar_spun]

You tell her.

You're far too fabulous to be treated in any way badly.

May her toenails rot off from herpes.

*loves that you always know the right thing to say*

[super_elmo]

Thank you.

[down_with_pants]

I prefer to cut the beatches with my shank. You'll never guess in a million years where I hide it... Though, letters work just as well, and Chana don't take no smack.

[down_with_pants]

Why, thank you for the vote of confidence, Gregory.

[super_elmo]

I mean. That was me, forgetting to log in. Sorry.