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Sep 17, 2009 22:59

Never Will I Ever meme: Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

I can't imagine this will end well for me, but what the hell. Just try to keep it in fandoms I actually know.

meme, fic

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superswank September 18 2009, 12:21:16 UTC
Nadia/Sark
Sydney/Sloane
Nadia/Vaughn

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sunshine_queen September 23 2009, 01:31:12 UTC
Nadia/Sark

She was surprised by his desire to hold her close after sex. The majority of men she had been with were appreciative, but busy- once finished, they'd gotten up, dressed and out within five minutes. Sark kept her pressed to his chest, fingertips skimming up and down her back, carelessly complimenting her features. This is not at all what she had expected from him- she had imagined him dark and dangerous and exciting.

Syd/Sloane

When Sydney started at SD-6, Sloane had been careful. He didn't want to overwhelm her with attention all at once- he made her earn his praise, earn the proud pats on the shoulder and the kind smiles. Sydney had blossomed under his guidance, as he knew she would, until he knew that she would do whatever he asked.

Nadia/Vaughn

I actually already wrote this, kind of! This is one of my favorite crack pairings.

Elegy

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raptor47 September 18 2009, 14:04:43 UTC
In the spirit of Superswank's offerings:

Jack/Emily
Jack/Sloane
Weiss/Irina

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sunshine_queen September 23 2009, 01:40:47 UTC
You are correct, ma'am, and I cannot write Jack/Sloane or Weiss/Irina. I apologize. In penance, I will write Jack/Emily! Kind of. I'm a cheater, a bit.

Jack met Emily on the national mall, her hair a crown of gold and eyes soft and beautiful. She's witty and charming, and he is interested enough to take her out twice. The first meal is at a small bistro, where the conversation goes as well as he could hope, but buoyed by the tinkle of her laughter. The second is a double date with Arvin and his latest girlfriend.

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yahtzee63 September 18 2009, 20:50:23 UTC
Booth/Bones -- breaking up BWAH HAH HAH HAAA!

Vaughn/Weiss

Syd/Will

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sunshine_queen September 23 2009, 02:11:40 UTC
You, too, have issued a challenge I cannot meet- never will I ever write Vaughn/Weiss. I apparently can't do slash!

Booth/Bones

Brennan knew two things to be true: she loved Booth, and her work was suffering.

Syd/Will"Put on your dancing shoes. We are going out tonight." Francie looked delighted with herself, and Sydney felt bad bursting her bubble ( ... )

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