Apparently in a list of best TV brothers, the Adama boys were #30.
1- ZAK'S BEEN DEAD THE ENTIRE RUN. 2- LEE TRIED TO SLEEP WITH ZAK'S GIRLFRIEND WHILE ZAK WAS STILL ALIVE.
Oh Leemosaur.
(I bet he drunkenly toasted to his brother. "Helo's a great best man an all- I LOVE YOU, BRO- but you know who would've been awesome? Zaaaak. My brother Zak. In fact, I bet he would've made a better husband, too. Right Dad? Right? Cause Zak was better at everything. OH EXCEPT FLYING. Because with the flying, not so much. But everrrrrrything else. He was a better son, oh, definitely, and a better- oh, hey, Helo! Yeah, I'm just- I love you too, man. Helo, Kaaaarl, let's- oh, we're going for a walk now! Know who I'm not gonna see on that walk? KARA FRAKKING THRACE. Because she's on that ball of dirt with her Pyramid-brain husband- I don't wanna see her anyway, I WON! I WON- I like this microphone!- Hey, Athena, you're kinda strong- I guess we're going over here now...")
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1- ZAK'S BEEN DEAD THE ENTIRE RUN.
2- LEE TRIED TO SLEEP WITH ZAK'S GIRLFRIEND WHILE ZAK WAS STILL ALIVE.
Oh Leemosaur.
(I bet he drunkenly toasted to his brother. "Helo's a great best man an all- I LOVE YOU, BRO- but you know who would've been awesome? Zaaaak. My brother Zak. In fact, I bet he would've made a better husband, too. Right Dad? Right? Cause Zak was better at everything. OH EXCEPT FLYING. Because with the flying, not so much. But everrrrrrything else. He was a better son, oh, definitely, and a better- oh, hey, Helo! Yeah, I'm just- I love you too, man. Helo, Kaaaarl, let's- oh, we're going for a walk now! Know who I'm not gonna see on that walk? KARA FRAKKING THRACE. Because she's on that ball of dirt with her Pyramid-brain husband- I don't wanna see her anyway, I WON! I WON- I like this microphone!- Hey, Athena, you're kinda strong- I guess we're going over here now...")
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