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[sunshine_queen]

I want to do a D*C post but it's like I can't even wrap my brain around the amazing weekend I had so it's still all settling in my mind. I will tease you with this: the highlight of my weekend was Tricia Helfer, model extraordinaire and quite literally the most beautiful woman on the planet, told me I was prettyInstead, I am shamelessly stealing

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[rayruz]

Um... Hmm... The Tighs....as former porn stars

[miabicicletta]

O.M.G.

o.O

....

That is all.

(This prompt gets my 1000% approval)

[sunshine_queen]

You will approve of the story even more.

[sunshine_queen]

"There's something you need to know about them," Bill warned Laura as he parked. "The Tighs have a... colorful past

[miabicicletta]

First off, I love that this (maybe?) is a continuation of the bowling story! Continuity FTW! Hee, poor Laura.

It turned out, Laura did want a drink. She wanted an even stronger one when she saw the picture over the mantle.

Bwahahahaha! Ohhh, how I love your brain, bitsy boo. So so much :D :D :D Excellent work!

[sunshine_queen]

It's totally a continuation of the bowling story! Poor Laura. First Bill takes her bowling, then to his porn star friends' house.

[miabicicletta]

Poor Laura indeed. Lords know why she puts up with him.

[sunshine_queen]

Because it's 10 a.m. and she needs a cock in her mouth.

[miabicicletta]

Frak molding young minds!

[sunshine_queen]

Isn't it hilarious? I love the idea of it.