Fic: Wherein Bones Convinces Jim He Needs New Furniture

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Title: Wherein Bones Convinces Jim He Needs New Furniture
Author: sunriseinspace
Character(s): Jim Kirk / Leonard McCoy
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I own nothing about Star Trek (2009), its plotlines or characters, including any recognizable dialogue.
Summary: Jim discovers exactly what it takes to make him give up his favorite piece of furniture.

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Comments

[dramapunk]

lololololol <3 loved this. No I see them fighting over what to buy. Then having sexy times lol.

This was awesome.

[sayfray]

Oh yeah, if Bones talked to me that way... UNF! You have me eying my couch now and imagining a flustered salesman trying to answer Jim's obscene questions about scotch-guard and semen stains!

[bandearg_rois]

UNF. That is all.

Also, I used to work at a furniture store. That's not the weirdest line of questioning I've heard.

Loved this!

[sunriseinspace]

\o/

...I'm not even going to ask what the weirdest questions you've heard were...

[bandearg_rois]

one involved what color blood doesn't show on... and that's about all I can say without convulsing in disgust. That guy was creepy.

So yeah, best you don't ask for details... lol

[sunriseinspace]

one involved what color blood doesn't show on...

*has a spaz attack just reading that phrase*

[giggles149]

i need a new couch too ... admittingly it is more for practical reasons such as somewhere to sit :-)

Thank you so much for this delightful interlude.

[rubynye]

Bwee, BEST INSPIRATIONAL TALK EVER.

[sunriseinspace]

*fist pump* Bones knows how to get things done!