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[sunofasailor]

Ack! Fff - what was that? Did this thing just squirt me? Seriously? Seriously?

Not active enough - hmm, okay, gimme a minute, I'll show you active.

[Insert a few minutes of silence here]

Okay, try THIS activity on for size! POOL PARTY. EVERYBODY BE THERE.

LIKE NOW.

Comments

[sonotyourdog]

No.

[sunofasailor]

No, wouldn't miss it for the world? That's what I thought.

[sonotyourdog]

I didn't say that. I'm not going.

[sunofasailor]

Yeah, probably best to be careful, you don't wanna have fun or anything.

[canttrustliars]

Do you at least have the food and music ready?

[sunofasailor]

I . . . can have it ready.

I think. There are music-playing things by the pool. Right? The things that play recorded music? Yeah, I gotta figure out how to work those. Gimme a minute.

[canttrustliars]

Put the CD in the player, then press the power button and the play button shaped like an arrow.

This is assuming you know what a CD looks like.

[sunofasailor]

. . . no, no I do not.

Help?

[nantokanare]

I don't see why you want to have a party at a pool.

[sunofasailor]

Duh. That's where the girls have an excuse not to wear very much.

[nantokanare]

[Akagi is now imagining girls in modest 50s bathing suits.]

Girls here already don't wear much.

[sunofasailor]

They don't walk around with coconuts on their boobs, that's what pool parties are for.

[xx_vivatregina]

[PING.]

Pool party. What deck?

[sunofasailor]

Deck three, pretty lady!

[xx_vivatregina]

[She giggles. Finally, someone not completely oblivious.]

Maybe I'll stop by.

[sunofasailor]

I'll be waiting! There's coconut rum with everybody's name on it, but specifically yours!

[loathemirrors]

I can assist with food and drinks. I do not mind, sir.

[sunofasailor]

You're a regular Peach of Yu-Shan. You rock. What's your name again?

[loathemirrors]

Daniella. I am a maid of the Belli castle.

[sunofasailor]

Well you don't need to work at the party, but I'd appreciate the help!