Have You Ever...

[sunnygreen]

Been multitasking in the car with an open mug full of piping hot tea between your legs while talking on the phone and turning a corner, only to splash some of the boil hot infusion all over your crotch, scorching you into madness as you complete the turn

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[blue_lalita]

Damn you to hell, you vile whore! Your alarm woke me up at eight o'clock this morning and I couldn't get back to sleep! DAMN YOUUUUUU!!!