Original: "Hedgehog's Dilemma." Slash.

Apr 03, 2011 04:59

Summary: Cormoran hasn't been on a proper date since his last boyfriend pushed him off an overgrown vegetable. That was 600 years ago.
Some of you may remember his best mate Twixt. And credit for the...twist...to pockypuck :)

Warnings: Language. Long. Honestly though, I cut 500 words.  But hey, some art! May cause nausea, heart attack, or seizure if you are ( Read more... )

original, element: magic, status: first time, element: fairytale, author: minty_fish, original art, slash

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pockypuck April 4 2011, 06:21:53 UTC
SO. MANY. PUNS. <3 <3 <3

I am not ashamed to admit that I squealed like a three-year-old when you used the word brobdingnagian. Oh my god you're wonderful.

And all the giant/badger/hedgehog references... GUH. Every other line, it seemed! I was quite literally wriggling with glee. Thank god nobody could see me. It was not pretty.

Also, you managed to combine a Doctor Who joke with a hedgehog pun. Would you like your Internets well-done or served up with (golden) eggs?

This made my night, you fantastic person you.

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minty_fish April 5 2011, 04:43:11 UTC
I'm so glad you liked it!! I cut it down so much I was afraid it didn't make sense anymore. In fact, I'm pretty sure it doesn't make sense. (Actually it didn't make any before the cuts, either. I was going to post the 'leftover' on my lj, but then I realised it was composed almost entirely of a conversation about fish sticks. So no great loss there.) But it has *puns* so who needs *plot*? Plot is stupid.

I spent so much time on Wikipedia staring intently at the hedgehog and giant entries and trying to come up with puns. Like you have no idea. Wikipedia now owns significant real estate on my soul. But it was all worth it because you caught my Doctor Who/Dreamcast gag, which I was pretty sure was far too complicated to live :D INTERNETS ALL AROUND. <3

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minty_fish April 5 2011, 04:51:32 UTC
(ps and *completely* unrelated, but your icon reminded me: did you hear the news today that JKR announced Lupin is 'ex-gay'?? SIRIUSLY WUT.)

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pockypuck April 5 2011, 06:11:06 UTC
(...WHAT. 8D

Strictly speaking, I'm a tad bit offended and worried about the 'ex-gay' part and really want to correct that to 'bi' or 'Kinsey 2-4', but OMFG it's like she CANONIZED SHOEBOX.

SIRIUSLY.

loldavidtennant'whoops'facenevergetsold.)

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elizaben April 4 2011, 23:12:00 UTC
Immensely entertaining piece. I'm sure I missed some of your references, but I'm still giggling.

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minty_fish April 5 2011, 04:29:42 UTC
I'm a little annoyed with myself, in retrospect, for making some of the allusions so esoteric, but I'm glad you enjoyed it anyway. Cheers :)

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tasselcat April 5 2011, 04:04:23 UTC
HEDGE-SNOG. XD

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minty_fish April 5 2011, 04:32:19 UTC
Use it now, thank me later. :D

Cheers!

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