Original: "Not Just a Walking Snack Machine" Slash

[theskimblishone]

Summary: The only thing harder than introducing the boyfriend to the family is introducing the boyfriend to a clan of history-loving vampires.

Content: Mild swearing, references to blood-sucking, failure to obey the word limit.

Comments

[verbapulchra]

Oh this was fun! I really enjoyed the decor. And I second the request for a description of the party.

[theskimblishone]

Thank you! I actually had to edit out some of the decor just to make this not so wordy. One day I'll go full on with the description of Aunt Cecelia's place, LOL.

*adds party to list of things related to these guys I need to write*

[yuliares]

Awwww. Rich takes everything in stride so well - sounds like he's a good match for Jasper, who could use some reassurance! Also, I love how a gathering of relatives (no matter how supernatural) will always devolve into embarrassing and/or boring stories.

[theskimblishone]

Thanks! Jasper's more confident away from his family (a lot more, really) but introducing someone to the clan is probably the closest thing to hell, LOL.

Oh, yes. I mean, what is a gathering of relatives for if not for the embarrassing stories/gossip? And when you've got thousands of years of stories - well!

[yuliares]

So much time to make mistakes... that no one will forget... D:

[theskimblishone]

EVER. And conveniently bring up at every family gathering for the rest of your immortal undead existence.

I think I may need to go and write this... :D

[nlogue]

A-dorable!

[theskimblishone]

Thanks! :)

[amatsubu]

Oh, I sure hope that you write more of these two....like how they met or Rich actually meeting the rellies!!!!!!

[theskimblishone]

You are the most awesome secretary in the world, Dibbs. I really owe you a raise in the amount of zombies I feed you! :D

[hsavinien]

Heeheheh, fun.

[theskimblishone]

Thanks!