Original: "Hogmanay." Slash.

Jan 09, 2011 22:28

Summary: A year on (from this here), Stuart moves in with Charlie.

Once upon a time, if a blond man was the first to cross your thresh-hold at New Years it meant he was a Viking and he wanted to stab you to death. Today it just means that he is probably Charlie's father and he wants to eat all the canapes, but Stuart does not care.

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original, status: established, element: new years, author: minty_fish, slash

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caityjay January 10 2011, 03:51:42 UTC
Oh my GOD that was the funniest thing I've read all year! Although I do think you mean "Charlie's quaintly portly father" (that threw me for a paragraph or two). Other than that. Hilarious. And cute. Quaint. Cozy. Quite cuddly and perfect for a Sunday :) Please don't die of peanuts so we can have more of your stories!

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minty_fish January 10 2011, 12:55:19 UTC
DERP. Yes, you are entirely right, it should have said 'Charlie's', and now it does. And cheers! :D

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pockypuck January 10 2011, 04:12:47 UTC
You are determined to kill me with laughter. I KNOW YOUR WEIRDING WAYS.

Seriously. I basically did not stop laughing. Depth perception of spaghetti. Broken glitter fairy. Big Gay Hausfrau. Taylor Lautner. Merry Lambkin. *dead on the floor*

Also, I'm so happy to see these two again. I love them muchly.

Happy (Belated) New Year! :D Glad you're feeling better!

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minty_fish January 13 2011, 04:02:40 UTC
OH NO, you have discovered my wicked plan! Apparently it wasn't very subtle...Perhaps, for your safety, I should do something about Victorians next time? ;P

Glad you enjoyed it. And happy New Years!

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pockypuck January 13 2011, 04:16:13 UTC
I have no doubt that you would be able to make Victorians just as hilarious, and probably sexy too. XD You are just awesome that way. <3

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alyneese January 10 2011, 04:29:05 UTC
“I have been bathing myself in Greek salads for strangers on the internet, Charlie. I hate for you to find out this way, but you are just not fulfilling my feta-based fantasies.”
Possibly one of the BEST lines I have ever read. I now love you.

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minty_fish January 13 2011, 04:06:29 UTC
ahaha, I wrote that bit at about 4 in the morning and every time I've read it since then it disturbs me. But I'm glad you liked it, cheers! :)

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hsavinien January 10 2011, 07:19:39 UTC
That is hilarious.

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minty_fish January 13 2011, 04:08:38 UTC
Glad you liked it, thanks :)

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eve_n_furter January 10 2011, 21:01:32 UTC
"broken glitter fairy" I know people like that. Good one. :D

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minty_fish January 13 2011, 04:08:00 UTC
lol, I AM people like that. But that does put a bit of a positive spin on it, maybe? :P Cheers!

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