Dear Washington, Learn to drive.

[sumthinlikhuman]

I ran a red light today, and reeducated myself on the fact that I hate people who honk at me because I'M trying not to crash into people. Hi, how about you keep your energy to NOT HITTING ME instead of laying into your horn and/or telling me I need to learn how to drive. Obviously I know how to drive. Your ugly Washington pseudo-parkway-ish

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[coloredink]

No, you don't obviously know how to drive, because you ran a red light.

Also, just buy a Brita filter. Cheaper in the long run than buying bottled water and better for the environment, too. Or you can just drink tap water.

[sumthinlikhuman]

XP If they didn't make the blocks a building and a half long and then hide the traffic lights behind TREES, I wouldn't have this problem.

The tap water tastes bad, and the Brita doesn't do much to change that. I just want to make it flavored or something so that I don't have to drink crappy Parkland water.

[coloredink]

Tell that to the officer.

Are you sure you're using your Brita correctly? I spent the first month wondering why my water still tasted like tap water before discovering that I hadn't seated the filter correctly and that I was, in fact, drinking tap water. Or maybe you need to change your filter?

[sumthinlikhuman]

There was no officer.

Well, this was out of my friend's, and hers is brand new and put together correctly and everything. The water tasted funny--not tap water funny, just funny.

[miiko_ashida]

OH NOES! YOU FLIP THOSE CRAZY WASHINGTON DRIVERS THE BIRD, MAN. FUCK THEM. DDD:

As for the food, THOUGH IT DOESN'T SELL KOOLAID, DOES YOUR STORE SELL FRUITS/VEGETABLES? APPLES WILL DEFINITELY HELP. AS WILL NECTARIIIIIIINES. I am excited for you and your workout buddies, too. :)

DON'T WORRY NOBODY THINKS YOU'RE A RACIST. THESE THINGS HAPPEN.

Good luck with getting skipped ahead in the English department! <3

[sumthinlikhuman]

THEY WERE ON MY PASSENGER SIDE BY THEN, THE DIRTY BITCHES.

Uh, no, the market doesn't have nectarines. Do you know how hard it is to keep those and not have the entire UC crawling with flies? They have, like, bananas that are ALWAYS GREEN. And green apples. YOU ARE MISSING THE POINT OF I'M A FATTY ON THE INSIDE. AN ENTIRE BAG OF CHIPS, MAAAAN.

[anime_angel_ash]

[sumthinlikhuman]

The first means that I'm in pre-calculus. That's all.

Dude, it was FUNNY. Rose laughed, and then was like "Dude. Gonzales." And I'm like "IT WASN'T RACIST!!!"