Oh gosh, oh crap, oh gosh.

[sumthinlikhuman]

My girlfriend is three years younger than me.

The statitory limit in Oregon is two years.

Well shit. At least we're not having sex!

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[coloredink]

The statutory rape limit in California is three years!

WELL AREN'T YOU LUCKY.

[sumthinlikhuman]

THE LIKELIHOOD OF HER COMING TO CALIFORNIA WITH ME IS SMALL.

HAVE I MENTIONED THAT I HAVE SENT MY MILLS APPLICATION, AND HAVE YOU TALKED TO THEM ABOUT MEEEE???

[coloredink]

GOOD FOR YOU

I uh wrote you a rec actually

The envelope's stamped and everything, I just have to drop it in the mailbox on the way to work tomorrow.

[sumthinlikhuman]

Yay!

[miiko_ashida]

YEAH WELL SHE'S ADORABLE. SO YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY ANYWAY.