Lessons

[summere7]

I have yet to learn that when I need to get up early, it's inadvisable to stay up late, as proved by the events of the last 24 hours. At least my excuse was good. Megan & I finally got to hang out, and it was fun. We went to see Must Love Dogs, and adored John Cusak through every minute of it

Comments

[fraz]

1. Obvious.
3. "stuffed". Uh-huh. Suuuure.
5. I must go out to buy some. Just in case I need it.
10. It's Turkey, isn't it?
11. Pfft. Just... pfft. Boring. (Although at some point in the future, if you still want to join the fixed-wing loser club, I will hopefully be able to point you towards the right people.)
14. Are you also a believer in the scientific merits of eugenics? (Sorry, had to say it.)
15. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? FRUIT DOES NOT BELONG ON A PIZZA, OR IN ANY SAVOURY DISH. I AM ALSO OBLIGED TO THROW IN AN AUSTRALIAN REMARK HERE BECAUSE I THINK AUSTRALIAN PIZZAS ARE HILARIOUS. OKAY, I THINK I'M DONE. I'LL STOP USING THE CAPS LOCK NOW. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION.
18. What's the reason for that, though?

This is also the first posting of this meme I've seen where it has expanded to 20 things instead of 15. Have a cookie.

[summere7]

1. Yeah, but I had to start with something
2. stuffed only when there's no one else in bed with me
5. you would
10. Yup, you guessed it
11. I suppose, but it's still not something people know about me
15. Just because you don't like it on pizza does not mean other people don't. So there
18. Long story, but to sum it up, we don't have anything in common any more, and I feel like she's become a pretentious snob with a holier-than-thou attitude toward almost everyone

Thanks, is it chocolate chip?

[fraz]

3. So when someone else is in bed with you, you sleep with real animals. Great. I never wanted to know this about you. I need to scrub my brain now.
5. Bloody right, I would.
10. I know what it actually is, though. I don't know why you feel a need to lie about it.
11. I wasn't saying that that fact was especially boring, for the record. More that flying planes is. Well, mostly.
15. I acknowledge that other people like fruit on a pizza. I accept this. It's just that they're wrong, and need to be stopped. If necessary, imprisoned indefinitely for the good of society.
18. That seems to be a problem lots of people run into.

It's any kind that you want it to be.

[summere7]

3. sorry, TMI then. I'll keep that in mind
10. I don't lie; I just don't publicize it
11. I know, but I still want to learn
15. Ok, I'll refrain from eating fruit on pizza in front of you, if that's what I have to do to avoid being imprisoned indefinitely
18. Yes, I know... But some people seem to retain that connection indefinitely. I wonder how they do it.

Woot!