The Pick Up Artist.
Am I the only one on this ever-tainted planet that is absolutely blown away by the VH1 show, 'The Pick Up Artist'?
And when I say blown away, I mean, if I were from a third world country, I'd be mocking America mercilessly right now. Hell, I AM mocking America mercilessly right now. A show that's based on a bunch of chode dudes trying to become super suave so they can pick up hot women is outrageous, and even worse, its ratings are sky-high.
Tell me, how is it a good idea for a bunch of really creepy men to be taught how to charm women that want absolutely nothing to do with them? And who the hell is that host guy!? And why does he wear those hats?!?! Dude comes in with his crazy clothes and his...chin ring thing...and thinks he knows something about how the ladies like it?
No! NO!!
I almost lost it entirely when I saw the curly-haired dude with goggles on his head go around asking everyone what they thought of Mick Jagger! I was completely sure that I had suddenly died and moved on to some sort of fake and dilapidated, plastic-constructed hell of ICK.
And it was terribly upsetting.
And when I say blown away, I mean, if I were from a third world country, I'd be mocking America mercilessly right now. Hell, I AM mocking America mercilessly right now. A show that's based on a bunch of chode dudes trying to become super suave so they can pick up hot women is outrageous, and even worse, its ratings are sky-high.
Tell me, how is it a good idea for a bunch of really creepy men to be taught how to charm women that want absolutely nothing to do with them? And who the hell is that host guy!? And why does he wear those hats?!?! Dude comes in with his crazy clothes and his...chin ring thing...and thinks he knows something about how the ladies like it?
No! NO!!
I almost lost it entirely when I saw the curly-haired dude with goggles on his head go around asking everyone what they thought of Mick Jagger! I was completely sure that I had suddenly died and moved on to some sort of fake and dilapidated, plastic-constructed hell of ICK.
And it was terribly upsetting.