Title: If Super Junior Were Tumbleweeds. Rating: R. . .for freaking ridiculous. Pairing: Kangteuk^^ Summary: . . .Is that your twig sticking out, or are you just happy to see me? Disclaimer: Lol. They're tumbleweeds.
now i have an image of kangteuk and sihanchul as tumbleweeds and a bloody feels-like-hot-ass-bald-piece-of-WTF-IS-THAT-THING-BIGGLEWORTH.
at least this one isn't sick. its of all of them trying to run roll away as fast as they can and biggleworth is just walking lazily after them with a satisfied smirk on his bald face.
its of all of them trying to run roll away as fast as they can and biggleworth is just walking lazily after them with a satisfied smirk on his bald face.
PUAHAHA!! Dear god that bald face is utterly creepalicious though. Like, I would not want that thing to lazily walk after me with a satisfied smirk.
I would be scared for my life really.
Because when i think of that smirk, i think of the hot bald ass purring with an expression that says 'You're next.' (Refering to the shihanchul bedroom incident.)
*FUCKING RUNS AND HIDES*
. . .wait. Did I just say hot bald ass?
why does that scare me even MORE?
oh. because now i'm imagining the kitty with a hot bald ass for a FACE.
WARM SQUISHY BALD ASS THAT FEELS LIKE WARM SQUISHY BRAINS OH MY D;
HOW WOULD I KNOW? THE WORD HOT HAS SO MANY MEANINGS! T_T
WHY YOU...!!!
*is speechless and not willing to continue the conversation because damn it, THREE conversations of that retarded cat doing insane things? thanks but no thanks*
now..you made me think of some girlband on all fours wagging their butts and..
poof! they turn into lots and lots of bigglesworth who are running all over the streets and invading dbsk's/suju's/ss501's/every goddamned band's dorm.
and...disgusting smex ensues.
and now the image of like EVERYBAND HAVING AN ORGY WITH THOUSANDS OF BIGGLESWORTH IS SCREWING AROUND WITH MY POOR INNOCENT UNTAINTED MIND.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! . . .TOTALLY!!!!
He'd be like, a retarded fur-ball-weed. And he'd also have random shoes and pieces of toilet paper in him, because he fails like that.
He'd be a bit of a disgrace to tumbleweeds. *_*
But Ryeowookie, the majestic tumbleweeds with perfect weed-cheeks would love him unconditionally? LOL ^-^
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now i have an image of kangteuk and sihanchul as tumbleweeds and a bloody feels-like-hot-ass-bald-piece-of-WTF-IS-THAT-THING-BIGGLEWORTH.
at least this one isn't sick. its of all of them trying to run roll away as fast as they can and biggleworth is just walking lazily after them with a satisfied smirk on his bald face.
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PUAHAHA!! Dear god that bald face is utterly creepalicious though. Like, I would not want that thing to lazily walk after me with a satisfied smirk.
I would be scared for my life really.
Because when i think of that smirk, i think of the hot bald ass purring with an expression that says 'You're next.' (Refering to the shihanchul bedroom incident.)
*FUCKING RUNS AND HIDES*
. . .wait. Did I just say hot bald ass?
why does that scare me even MORE?
oh. because now i'm imagining the kitty with a hot bald ass for a FACE.
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kill it. now. no excuses.
let me clarify something; when you mean hot bald ass.. DO YOU MEAN IT FEELS HOT(TEMPERATURE) OR DO YOU MEAN ITS HOT LIKE...XIAHJUNSU'S-ASS-HOT?!?!
We should sue the producers. really. and the photographer who took that picture of that...thing.
NOW OUR MINDS ARE RUINED FOREVER ):
AND DID YOU JUST CALL THAT THING A...KITTY? *imagines perfectly cute kittens replaced with bigglesworth*
HELL NO !
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Hmm, well, when I imagine it, I think. . .warm?
EEEWWWWW. . .WARM SQUISHY BALD ASS. NOOO THANK YOUUUU.
Besides, how could that thing's ass be 'hot' like a Junsu ass????
AWW, FUCK.
NOW I JUST PICTURED THE CAT LICKING JUNSU'S ASS.
WHYYYYYYYYY. . .
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HOW WOULD I KNOW? THE WORD HOT HAS SO MANY MEANINGS! T_T
WHY YOU...!!!
*is speechless and not willing to continue the conversation because damn it, THREE conversations of that retarded cat doing insane things? thanks but no thanks*
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YES, PLEASE, LETS STOP. BEFORE WE MENTALLY SIC THAT HOT ASS BALD CAT ON EVERYONE IN K-POP.
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poof! they turn into lots and lots of bigglesworth who are running all over the streets and invading dbsk's/suju's/ss501's/every goddamned band's dorm.
and...disgusting smex ensues.
and now the image of like EVERYBAND HAVING AN ORGY WITH THOUSANDS OF BIGGLESWORTH IS SCREWING AROUND WITH MY POOR INNOCENT UNTAINTED MIND.
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THAT'S IT.
GOODNIGHT.
^ ^
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THINGS I SHOULD NOT HAVE READ D8
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BUT SERIOUSLY, WE DON'T WANT THE IMAGE IN OUR BRAINS ANY MORE THAN YOU DO.
:( *cries*
but incase you were curious as to who 'Bigglesworth' is, this is him:
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WHY SHOULD WE BE THE ONLY ONES TO SUFFER?
lol. no seriously, i'm stopping now.
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*runs away to watch some normal videos*
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=...(
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