observational skills. (challenge 02: but you look really hot!) pg-13
observational skills.
1061. pg-13.
- kibum/donghae
author themerrier.
summary examples of the mentally unstable.
notes crack-- sexy tiem-- lol,retardedness?-- probably a lot of errors. Dx
disclaimer god owns this. D:
Donghae was an eccentric person, in Kibum’s mind. Because he was everything and/or anything but usually he was just something. It was hard for Kibum to-if Donghae were a target used for darts, then Kibum could never really pinpoint the centre, just the outer edges; but if he were lucky maybe sometimes the red circles that were edging out the centre-explain. If he put his memory on rewind, there were so many times Donghae proved to everyone how mentally unstable, Donghae was. But not to the point that they all wanted to stabilise him out of the country, even if they were going to use it as a backup plan.
Example #1
(Where Donghae looks like a frog)
There was an eerie silence motioning around the shared apartment. It was Halloween, of course; so the eerie silence was just a mood creator. But once they started to show their costumes, Donghae’s was the only one that was under severe speculation.
“Donghae, you know you’re dressed as a frog right?” asked Leeteuk.
“Did you forget your original costume or something?” questioned Kangin.
But Donghae just shook his head with this stupid tooth-wide grin on his face, wearing a head to toe frog suit with googly eyes stuck to his forehead. The green was so bright that if he stood in the middle of the road at a traffic jam, he’d get hit by twenty cars.
“What happened to fish costume?” I asked him.
“Oh yeah, they didn’t have any left,” he replied.
“So, you went with a frog costume?”
“At least I’m wearing a costume. And besides it’d be a good pick up line for the ladies.”
“I don’t even want to know.”
“Unlike you, they might be getting a prince charming.”
“Before or after you hop out of their bed?”
After observing him from head to toe, there was something that just wasn’t child safe about it. I was stupid enough to say it aloud.
“You’re naked under that costume aren’t you?”
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Example #2
(Where Donghae thinks black is oh-so slimming)
Appropriately, the hyungs of the household had put a curfew. Inappropriately, the hyungs were the only ones that broke it religiously. Which therefore resulted in everyone being on-guard to make sure they didn’t escape. It was basically a prison. So to speak. Now the curfew was to stay out until two in the morning, the hyungs usually came back at about six. Once it was two-thirty, a pair would go hunt them down. Tonight was Donghae and I.
This was the first time the two of us had done this, and what Donghae wore was a black turtleneck and leather pants. Earth to Donghae, it was in the middle of freaking July.
“What are you doing? Aren’t you sweating in that thing?”
“I’m going for stealth, and besides black is slimming.”
“It’s July,”
“I didn’t have anything else that was black!”
“Donghae, if you can be stealth in a frog costume; I swear you can be stealth in something that’s more appropriate to the season. And the temperature. Just looking at you makes me hot.”
“Excuse me?” Donghae asked with a shallow voice.
It took me a while to register what words had managed to escape from my mouth. Goddamn brain.
“I didn’t mean it like that!” I said quickly.
“Yeah, sure. Let’s just go find them, I’m sure Kangin, Leeteuk, Heechul, Hankyung and Yesung haven’t gotten too far,” he added before walking a few meters ahead.
I knew for a fact that he was enjoying himself when he turned around and started repeating-in a singsong voice. “Kibum thinks I’m hot~ He thinks I’m sexy~ He wants to sex me~” Yeah, no; the sign was sort of obvious.
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Example #3
(Where Donghae surprises me)
Tapping fingers, bustling waitresses, stuffy atmosphere and a radio that played super old American music was getting me really tempered. Where was that idiot? I left in the assumption that he may have been in his hotel room. Of course, as a gentleman I told the people to save my seats-I still hadn’t had my lunch yet.
Walking up the billion and one steps of the hostel since the hotel didn’t believe in elevators, and then there was a simple pact between our group where ‘we don’t allow Eunhyuk to pick our hotels’. As I reached his room, I knocked profusely on the door.
“Donghae! Get out here, you were supposed to me half an hour ago at the restaurant that was two blocks from here.”
After knocking yet again, I heard no answer except something that sounded like running water. Maybe he was washing his hands?
“Hurry up!”
More knocking, and still no answer except the sounds of aforementioned running water coming to a halt.
“That’s it, I’m coming in,” I stated firmly.
Oh, bad choice. As soon as I opened the door, I was greeted by one wet, dripping, naked Donghae. Front on. And my reaction could not have been any more embarrassing.
Placing my hands over my eyes and another hand to stop him for progressing forward, I yelled “Donghae, for Christ sakes, put some pants on or something!”
Looking through the gaps of my fingers, Donghae just wrapped a towel over his waist. Like that made the situation any better.
“Don’t scream, Kibum. I just came out of the shower; it’s not like you don’t have what I have,” he commented bemused.
After a few seconds I heard someone come up behind me. And then after another few seconds, I heard another person.
“I heard someone screaming,” commented Shiwon. “Is everything alright?”
“Apparently,” replied Heechul. “Kibum, after so many years of knowing you; you had to keep this from me. I’m ashamed.”
“What?” another intelligent reply.
Heechul gestured to Donghae and then back at me, and the image he was conjuring up was incredibly misinformed.
“Nothing happened I was just-“
“Save it for the jury, Kibum.”
“What did happen in here?” questioned Shiwon to Heechul. And Kibum just knew this was a rumour that was going to spread every corner of Korea. He was never going to be taken seriously again.
“Since you saw me naked now I get to see you naked,” Donghae whispered.
Insert face palm moment.
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If Donghae were to explain Kibum, he would say that Kibum was also eccentric.
1061. pg-13.
- kibum/donghae
author themerrier.
summary examples of the mentally unstable.
notes crack-- sexy tiem-- lol,retardedness?-- probably a lot of errors. Dx
disclaimer god owns this. D:
Donghae was an eccentric person, in Kibum’s mind. Because he was everything and/or anything but usually he was just something. It was hard for Kibum to-if Donghae were a target used for darts, then Kibum could never really pinpoint the centre, just the outer edges; but if he were lucky maybe sometimes the red circles that were edging out the centre-explain. If he put his memory on rewind, there were so many times Donghae proved to everyone how mentally unstable, Donghae was. But not to the point that they all wanted to stabilise him out of the country, even if they were going to use it as a backup plan.
Example #1
(Where Donghae looks like a frog)
There was an eerie silence motioning around the shared apartment. It was Halloween, of course; so the eerie silence was just a mood creator. But once they started to show their costumes, Donghae’s was the only one that was under severe speculation.
“Donghae, you know you’re dressed as a frog right?” asked Leeteuk.
“Did you forget your original costume or something?” questioned Kangin.
But Donghae just shook his head with this stupid tooth-wide grin on his face, wearing a head to toe frog suit with googly eyes stuck to his forehead. The green was so bright that if he stood in the middle of the road at a traffic jam, he’d get hit by twenty cars.
“What happened to fish costume?” I asked him.
“Oh yeah, they didn’t have any left,” he replied.
“So, you went with a frog costume?”
“At least I’m wearing a costume. And besides it’d be a good pick up line for the ladies.”
“I don’t even want to know.”
“Unlike you, they might be getting a prince charming.”
“Before or after you hop out of their bed?”
After observing him from head to toe, there was something that just wasn’t child safe about it. I was stupid enough to say it aloud.
“You’re naked under that costume aren’t you?”
---
Example #2
(Where Donghae thinks black is oh-so slimming)
Appropriately, the hyungs of the household had put a curfew. Inappropriately, the hyungs were the only ones that broke it religiously. Which therefore resulted in everyone being on-guard to make sure they didn’t escape. It was basically a prison. So to speak. Now the curfew was to stay out until two in the morning, the hyungs usually came back at about six. Once it was two-thirty, a pair would go hunt them down. Tonight was Donghae and I.
This was the first time the two of us had done this, and what Donghae wore was a black turtleneck and leather pants. Earth to Donghae, it was in the middle of freaking July.
“What are you doing? Aren’t you sweating in that thing?”
“I’m going for stealth, and besides black is slimming.”
“It’s July,”
“I didn’t have anything else that was black!”
“Donghae, if you can be stealth in a frog costume; I swear you can be stealth in something that’s more appropriate to the season. And the temperature. Just looking at you makes me hot.”
“Excuse me?” Donghae asked with a shallow voice.
It took me a while to register what words had managed to escape from my mouth. Goddamn brain.
“I didn’t mean it like that!” I said quickly.
“Yeah, sure. Let’s just go find them, I’m sure Kangin, Leeteuk, Heechul, Hankyung and Yesung haven’t gotten too far,” he added before walking a few meters ahead.
I knew for a fact that he was enjoying himself when he turned around and started repeating-in a singsong voice. “Kibum thinks I’m hot~ He thinks I’m sexy~ He wants to sex me~” Yeah, no; the sign was sort of obvious.
---
Example #3
(Where Donghae surprises me)
Tapping fingers, bustling waitresses, stuffy atmosphere and a radio that played super old American music was getting me really tempered. Where was that idiot? I left in the assumption that he may have been in his hotel room. Of course, as a gentleman I told the people to save my seats-I still hadn’t had my lunch yet.
Walking up the billion and one steps of the hostel since the hotel didn’t believe in elevators, and then there was a simple pact between our group where ‘we don’t allow Eunhyuk to pick our hotels’. As I reached his room, I knocked profusely on the door.
“Donghae! Get out here, you were supposed to me half an hour ago at the restaurant that was two blocks from here.”
After knocking yet again, I heard no answer except something that sounded like running water. Maybe he was washing his hands?
“Hurry up!”
More knocking, and still no answer except the sounds of aforementioned running water coming to a halt.
“That’s it, I’m coming in,” I stated firmly.
Oh, bad choice. As soon as I opened the door, I was greeted by one wet, dripping, naked Donghae. Front on. And my reaction could not have been any more embarrassing.
Placing my hands over my eyes and another hand to stop him for progressing forward, I yelled “Donghae, for Christ sakes, put some pants on or something!”
Looking through the gaps of my fingers, Donghae just wrapped a towel over his waist. Like that made the situation any better.
“Don’t scream, Kibum. I just came out of the shower; it’s not like you don’t have what I have,” he commented bemused.
After a few seconds I heard someone come up behind me. And then after another few seconds, I heard another person.
“I heard someone screaming,” commented Shiwon. “Is everything alright?”
“Apparently,” replied Heechul. “Kibum, after so many years of knowing you; you had to keep this from me. I’m ashamed.”
“What?” another intelligent reply.
Heechul gestured to Donghae and then back at me, and the image he was conjuring up was incredibly misinformed.
“Nothing happened I was just-“
“Save it for the jury, Kibum.”
“What did happen in here?” questioned Shiwon to Heechul. And Kibum just knew this was a rumour that was going to spread every corner of Korea. He was never going to be taken seriously again.
“Since you saw me naked now I get to see you naked,” Donghae whispered.
Insert face palm moment.
---
If Donghae were to explain Kibum, he would say that Kibum was also eccentric.