round three prompt post - CLOSED TO NEW PROMPTS

[suitsmeme]

ROUND THREE IS CLOSED FOR PROMPTS.ANY PROMPT POSTED POSTED HERE FROM NOW ON WILL BE DELETED.

ROUND FOUR IS NOW OPEN FOR PROMPTS!

IMPORTANT: Prompts can be reposted in later rounds, but not in the round directly following the prompt's original round. Prompts from Round One should be reposted in Round Three; prompts from Round Two should be reposted

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Harvey/Donna bad pickup lines

[resextionist]

Harvey runs into Donna at a bar after work unexpectedly. Getting an idea, he walks up to her like a stranger and smirks, "hey sexy, nice shoes! wanna fuck?" or some other similarly awful pickup line. She plays along and they spend the night snarkily exchanging the worst pickup lines possible. The vibe is largely playful and sarcastic, but it heats up as they start picturing stuff and whanot. Eventually they screw in the bathroom, still quipping back and forth in between moans.

I was reading these when it hit me:
http://fuckyeahpickuplines.tumblr.com/
http://fuck-yeahpickuplines.tumblr.com/
http://fuckyeahpickuplinepanda.tumblr.com/

Re: Harvey/Donna bad pickup lines

[zinfic]

I need this in my life.

Re: Harvey/Donna bad pickup lines

[resextionist]

I might put something together, I was reading the pickup lines again and it was kinda writing itself~

Re: Harvey/Donna bad pickup lines

[zinfic]

I must admit, I'm kind of writing it too... It seems to have grown plot though so it might take me a couple of days.

Re: Harvey/Donna bad pickup lines

[resextionist]

Oooooh really?! Plot is wonderful--I'm ridiculously excited about this :D.

Fill: Happy To See Me (warning for drunk but enthusiastically consensual sex)

[zinfic]

I was supposed to be getting things done today, damnit!

Happy To See Me

AO3 link

Re: Fill: Happy To See Me (warning for drunk but enthusiastically consensual sex)

[resextionist]

EVERYBODY GO READ THIS MASTERPIECE.