Oh come on!

[foxy_hervey]

Okay, okay. Joke's over. Who died, huh? This place has been like a freakin' graveyard the past few weeks. Did everyone suddenly fall into a coma or something? Do I gotta' do something to bring some life back in this place?

C'mon, where's the excitement!? The drama!? The tension!? The -- ah, whatever.

I declare a contest of... whatever. C'mon!

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[operator_shizu]

I guess I never noticed, but things certainly have quieted down over the past few weeks.

Ah, well, why not a contest of.. *ponders* Strength? Oh, but Juan already had a tournament. The Spring Festival is starting soon isn't it? Surely that will be exciting. I am certainly looking forward to it.

But for excitement right now, well, I cannot really think of much. Are you having problems amusing yourself?

[foxy_hervey]

The festival, eh? You goin' with anyone, sweetie?

Hell yeah! I'm bored outta' my freakin' mind!

[operator_shizu]

I was just going to show up by myself.

Well, what do you normally do on boring days?

[foxy_hervey]

C'mon, don'tcha' wanna' go with me?

Boring days? ... Sleep. Drink. Maybe a little bit of pillaging here and there.

... Not that I can do that here. Man, I miss being out on the seas.

[loser_blonde]

I'll set some buildings on fire and you can put them out. Exciting, enough?

[foxy_hervey]

YEAH!

... wait, you're just joking, aren't you? Oh man...

[loser_blonde]

You figured that out faster than normal.

[foxy_hervey]

You just ain't no fun nowadays.

[bouzouki_beauty]

If I'm right, the spring festival should be just around the corner now. Maybe you and Juan would like to perform with me in the concert again? Or something new?

[foxy_hervey]

I'll do it if y'want me to, Nei~

Then again I'm always willin' to try somethin' new!

[trainer_juan]

Psh, you're the one to demand excitement when you've been rather invisible yourself lately. But good luck with that.

[foxy_hervey]

I've only been invisible 'cause there hasn't been any excitement!

C'mon, Juan. You and me. Let's stir up some life 'round here.

[queen_of_castle]

When people get desperate from boredom, they try watching the grass grow or counting sheep in their heads.

You shouldn't wish for too much excitement. You might end up switching bodies with a chicken instead of Eugene.

[foxy_hervey]

Isn't that when they're sleepy?

Are you kidding? Even that'd be pretty fun, as long as I got back to my own body in the end. That's how bored I am.

[queen_of_castle]

No, when they want to go to sleep but can't. It's pretty much the same as trying to get rid of boredom.

... Wow. Well the next time I see a magician, I'll ask them to turn you into a chicken then.

[foxy_hervey]

Right.

Let 'em have their best shot.