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[foxy_hervey]

*in pigtails, gritting his teeth a little as he sings with a pretty average singing voice*

♫ Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb... ♪ Mary had a little lamb, who lived on dry--

--AUGH, why do I keep putting my badassery on the line!? This sucks...! If I was a guy looking at me now? I would totally hit on myself...!

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[unruffledfalcon]

*Makes a rare appearance for the first time since the weather has turned frigid because she has a 6th sense as to when Hervey is making a fool of himself*

What are you... *pauses, shaking head*

I don't even know.

[foxy_hervey]

Wh-- oh -- oh man, outta' all the times for her...

Truth or dare! *says it really quickly* Truth or dare, that's all!

[unruffledfalcon]

Don't explain. I've come to expect things like this from you.

*obviously mocking*
...Besides, after that party I knew it wouldn't be long before you liked that type of look.

[foxy_hervey]

... That hurts. That hurts a lot.

H-hey, and that's just low, captain! It's not my fault the population seems t'like me as a chick!

[nashy_washy]

You never cease to amaze me. But... you don't look all that bad, either.

[foxy_hervey]

... D-don't say that.

I don't really wanna' hug you, man.

[nashy_washy]

You take compliments pretty well, I see. If you really want to hug me, that's fine... *studies his pigtails* Now why didn't I think of that before? Haylee.

[foxy_hervey]

Well, try complimenting me when I look like a guy and maybe I'll feel better. ... Probably not.

*bats at his pigtails a little, annoyed* Yeah, quit getting those funny ideas, pal.

[percivalthegale]

*laughing so hard he's doubled over*

I swear, Sir Hervey! You should know better than to play these games. You and one or two others, it never ends well. *giggle*

[foxy_hervey]

... *looks at him funny* C-c'mon, it isn't that funny...

[percivalthegale]

....yes it is. Have you looked in a mirror at those pigtails? *wiping a tear of mirth from his eye*

[foxy_hervey]

*grumbles a little, tugging on one of the pigtails*

Don't make me put you in pigtails...

[bluelamphinian]

*trying so VERY, VERY hard not to laugh - so VERY hard*

I-I suppose Miss Queen put you up to this with her little game?

[foxy_hervey]

Hey! Do you ask stupid questions all the time!?

[bluelamphinian]

*gives up and LAUGHS*

I-I'm sorry! It's just so hard to take you seriously!

[foxy_hervey]

........

*crosses his arms and waits it out, taking a deep breath*

[lo_rider_4]

*you know, going out to get some simple necessities, this is not what one expects to see... and it's the first thing to make him really laugh in DAYS, he's got tears running down his cheeks*

Why hello there Miss! Are you lost?

[foxy_hervey]

Oh. Ha ha. Real funny joke. Has anyone ever told you you're hilarious?

[lo_rider_4]

*chuckling*

You're whole macho-aura is taking a real hit. You do know that right? *snickers*

[foxy_hervey]

*salutes him sarcastically* No! No, not at all, Captain Obvious!