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[tomboy_mitsuba]

Guess what, everyone? You're looking at the temporary bodyguard of Prince...uh...Prince...--THE Prince.
He assigned me himself, but the guy sure is hard to keep track of. It's like he vanishes into thin air. Which is pretty bad, because this place seems a whole lot more dangerous than usual...
I'm not worried, I can handle myself just fine

Comments

[toma_to]

H-heads rolling......?

[foxy_hervey]

Eugene can't be that wimpy!!

... ... ... can he?

[tomboy_mitsuba]

We're talking about eugene right?
These things just have a tendency of finding their way to him!

[foxy_hervey]

... You're right.

... He lives a crappy life, seriously.

[tomboy_mitsuba]

For real.

Poor Eugene, let's have a moment of silence to honor his detached head...

.......

[firefly_boy]

Y-You're going to jinx me...!!

...C-congratulations, on your new um...position...

[tomboy_mitsuba]

Thanks! Anyway, I'll be kinda busy what with protecting royalty and all, so I won't be able to watch your back, y'know? So try to stay out of trouble!

[firefly_boy]

...............ok............. ):

[tomboy_mitsuba]

Turn that frown upside down, unless the baddies do it for you BY CHOPPING OFF YOUR HEAD

[amateur_agent]

Hey! Eugene is tougher than you look--he gets his toilet paper SHIPPED.

[firefly_boy]

U-um, no I don't...

[tomboy_mitsuba]

Eugene doesn't have the cash to get his TP shipped! He blew it all on poor gambling.

[bad_twin]

Fabulicious timing, bodyguard! Some man with a snazzy suit and weird eyes just stole my weapon while I was minding my own business, so now I'll be needing your protection more than ever.

Come~ Stand closer to me, just in case.

[firefly_boy]

....er!...not too close..*mumble*

[bad_twin]

Hey boy! You are looking at mighty young me rather suspiciously - should I be utilizing my bodyguard right about now?~

[firefly_boy]

...h-huh?! N-no! I'm not suspicious..!